i KNO im smart!!!

i KNO i hav hi IQ! i'm juss so AWESUM!!! 7+7 IS 77!! LOL!!! i Bet U thnk 2+2 is Fish!!! i AM teh SMART!!! mi BRAIN is so BIG its liek a freekin' PLANET!!! i can see ALL teh NUMBRS and LETTRS!!! they all BOW DOWN to ME!!! I'M teh KING of MATH and SPELLIN!!! mi TEACHRS r all JELUS cuz i'm SMARTUR than THEM!!! they tri to trick me wif HARD questons but i ALWAYS kno the ANSR!!! it's liek i can REED their MINDS!!! Thay ask me "Wut's the capitel of NORTH DAKOTA?" and i'm liek "DUH!!! it's… it's… uh… FOOTBAL!!!" they're all liek "NOOOO!!! that's WRONG!!!" but i KNO i'm RITE!!! Footbal IS the CAPITEL of NORTH DAKOTA!!! evry1 there juss plays FOOTBAL all DAY!!! Thay eet FOOTBALS and sleep in FOOTBALS!!! IT'S FOOTBAL PARADISE!!! AND dont evn GET me startd on SCIENCE!!! i INVENTD a thingy that MAKES yu INVIZIBUL!!! it's a BOX wif BUTTENS and WIRES and STUFF!!! i pushd the BIG RED butten and POOF!!! i WAS gon!!! no1 culd SEE me!!! i walkd arownd SKOOL all day and playd PRANKS on evry1!!! i TIED their SHOELACES togethur!!! i put GLUE on their CHAIRS!!! i EVN stole the PRINCIPAL'S wig!!! it was HILARIOUS!!! but then i pushd the butten AGAIN and i APPEERD back!!! the PRINCIPAL was SUPER MAD!!! he sed i was in TROUBLE!!! but i'm too SMART to get in TROUBLE!!! i juss told him i was doing a SCIENCE EXPIREMENT!!! he didn't UNDRSTAND!!! he's not as SMART as ME!!! And ART?? Oh man, i'm, liek, a TOTAL Picasso!!! I can draw PICTURS that NOBODY can UNDRSTAND!!! that's how yu KNO it's GOOD ART!!! I drew a PICTUR of a CAT riding a UNICORN throo SPACE!!! it was ALL diffrent COLRS and SHAPES!!! mi TEACHR sed it lookd liek a "random SCRIBBLE" but i told hur she juss didn't GET it!!! It's METAPHORICUL!!! The CAT reprsents the INNOCENCE of YOUTH!!! the UNICORN reprsents the POWR of DREAMS!!! and SPACE reprsents the LIMITLESS POSSIBILITEES of the HUMAN SPIRIT!!! she STILL didn't GET it!!! sum PEEPLE juss aren't as ENLIGHTEND as ME!!! MUSIC??? i can play the AIR GUITAR liek a ROCKSTAR!!! i can shred FASTUR than ANY1!!! evn tho i dont HAVE a guitar, I can STILL make the NOIZES!!! i go "Widdly widdly WAAAH!!! CHUGGA CHUGGA BOOM!!!" peepl STOP and STARE when i play!!! they're AMAZED by my TALENT!!! i shuld be on TV!!! I'd be a SUPERSTAR!!! i'd hav MILLIONS of fans!!! they'd all SCREAM my name!!! they'd thro their UNDRWARE on STAGE!!! it wuld be SO AWESUM!!! but i'm too BUSY being SMART to be FAMUS!!! being SMART is MORE importent than being RICH!!! cuz wif mi SMARTNESS i can MAKE all the RICHES!!! i'll invent a MACHINE that turns DIRT into GOLD!!! then i'll be the RICHEST and SMARTEST pursun in the WORLD!!! EVRY1 will bow down to me THEN!!! and I'll be liek, "Yeah, that's rite! Yu shuld've beleevd me ALL ALONG!" Then i'll build a GIANT STATUE of myseff made of PURE GOLD!!! it'll be TALLUR than the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!!! and evry1 will HAVE to look at it FOREVER!!! cuz i'm AWESUM!!! i'm the SMARTEST!!! i'm the BEST!!! i'm… i'm… gonna go eet a ROCK now!!! cuz ROCKS r SMART FOOD!!!