I can’t fucking hold it in anymore
I am so fucking horny. I haven't touched my penis in AGES! I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE FUCKING SKIN TISSUE OF A TIT OR AN ASS FOR SO FUCKING LONG! I HAVE BEEN HOLDING IT IN FOR SO LONG! BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO FINALLY FUCKING JACK OFF! MY CUM LOOKS AS WHITE AND AS SOLID AS MORE THAN THE FUCKING COLOUR WHITE! MY BALLS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE WITH HOW MUCH CUM THEY ARE HOLDING RIGHT NOW! I NEED TO FUCKING CUM THIS INSTANT! I AM GOING TO FINALLY FUCKING JORK IT AFTER THIS MANY YEARS!!! STAND READY FOR MY ARRIVAL PORN SITES! BECAUSE I AM COMING! BOTH INSIDE AND OUTSIDE YOUR ASSES!!!!
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Guys I just came on my own face
I was sucking my own dick and I got really horny so I started furiously masturbating. I was still in the position I suck my dick in though and I didn’t realize that I was going to come bc I was so horny. Before I knew it my whole face was covered in cum. I think I also got some in my eye.
I’m in my room crying and shaking in the corner bc I don’t want to leave my room since my family will see😭😭😭. What do I do guys?!
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get a job bro 😭
gooners or some shit