I baked my step dad a cake with my friend’s cum
He's no longer in my life but he was an abusive SOBER guy who would beat my mom and assault me and my sister physically. At 16 I was really depressed and unable to put up with it anymore and my mom refused to leave him or call the cops / let us report it to our counselors because he was really rich so to get him back I told my friend we needed a plan and he gave the idea of giving me his cum in a little ziploc bag so I can pour it in a pan mix it with raw eggs or something. It all went according to plan. He also ate that whole thing and loved it.
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