I Am the Land Toucher

I am the land toucher.

I will touch your land.

Do not attempt to prevent me

From touching your land.

If you try to stop me,

I will touch your land anyways.

I do not care about you.

I only care about land.

It is because I care about land

That I will touch your land.

All land deserve to be touched.

I do not care if your land is

Steve Jobs land or Linus land.

I will only be angry if

You have no land.

If you have no land,

I will scream.

If you have two land,

I will touch both land.

Do not be alarmed when I arrive.

I will do so quietly.

You will leave your door unlocked.

You will remain contained

Within your chamber. You will smile

while standing still.

If your door is locked,

I will break into your house

And touch your land.

If you feel fear,

I will touch your land anyways.

If you scream,

I will touch your land anyways.

If you call the police,

They will not answer.

My touch is warm.

My touch is light.

My touch is wet,

But not too wet for your land.

The land knows who I am.

I will not touch

The inside of your land.

I will not influence

The conscience of the land.

I will only touch

The outside of your land.

Do not hide your land.

If you hide your land,

I will find your land.

If I find your land,

I will touch your land.

I will never touch you.

If you touch me,

You will scream.

When I am finished touching your land, I will say

"I am finished touching your land".

I will then leave and not return.

I will not touch anything else in your house.

When I have departed,

It is safe to come out.

After I have touched your land,

You may continue to use it normally.

I am the land toucher.

I will touch your land.

You cannot stop me.

I am coming to touch your land.