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ok bestie, so I got in my Kia soul and played my favorite song (anxiety by Doechi) and I grabbed my Starbucks Dubai chocolate matcha lavender latte, when my secret labubu fell and hit the concrete at the crumble cookies parking lot. i lowkey panicked but I remember I have my 204 Sonny angels in my glovebox ready to cheer me up. so to end the day in a good mood i just went to the K-pop store and buy the Gnarly album at my local BDSM LGBTQTOAIURLHTTPS+ merch area behind K-Mart (and then a blue haired pierced fat trans bisexual lesbian attack helicopter barista retail worker commiserated about straight white men with me, like shut your sybau like ts shit is so annoying)
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u know what at least this is somewhat original and didn’t devolve into “and then a blue haired pierced fat trans bisexual lesbian attack helicopter barista retail worker commiserated about straight white men with me” or something
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