How tf people like Nintendo?

I'm going to be honest, y'all must be crackheads to like this shit.
You're like an alternative version of the art student girl who buys an expensive ass tablet just to play Genshin or draw, buy gtx 1050 laptop just to study.

Because I swear, why tf you buy this shit? 3DS runs worse than a PSP, shit, might run worse than a PS1.
Those Japanese motherfuckers are so greedy that they want 500 bucks, and till today, they didn't remember that people in Brazil never got localization, TO THIS DAY!
They released Switch, runs better than a PSvita, sure, but the console itself is as low quality as you could get, and the fact you must pay for multiplayer.

The Switch didn't have any exclusive good game, ANY! All slop.
Zelda and SMT were psyops in my headcanon. Zelda is a glorified Genshin with relaxing music.
They had to make a new version of V because the original game was so shit.
And all the art student girls at this console up like coffee from Starbucks.
This console is so mid! That even with the new overpriced 2, guess what, PS4 still has a better GPU than Switch 2, and PS5 is cheaper than a Switch, if you get standard version.
Y'all are paying 500 bucks for a pro Nintendo Switch with Mario game number 1200689.
Shut the f up lil bro. AND DON'T GIVE ME THE HANDHELD ARGUMENT, Steam Deck exists.