How do I come to terms with my 2.63 inch micropenis?
Since I was 10 years old my penis has not grown at all. I vividly remember measuring it in the bathroom for the first time, and the horror of coming to the realization that my peenar was actually that small. I've checked every year since then, and its never grown bigger, not even a hundredth of an inch. I'm never gonna find love with a 2.63 inch micropenis. No one loves a man with a 2.63 inch micropenis. I can't pleasure any woman with this thing, and I can barely pleasure myself. How do I come to terms with my stupid baka life?
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