Handy
So recently in German class I recently learned what "cell phone" is in the great German language. They call it handy which is funny because I have a British exchange student that is know to have a tendency to stroke his "baked beans." He performs said ritual in class. Anyways I can't believe that this neckbeard Redditor exists in human form.
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