Garfelf’s Guide to a Great Lasagna – Real Garfelf’s Monologue
Wow, you found me. To be honest, I honestly thought I would be trapped forever, but I guess that's not so. At least not anymore. You see…
Every since I rose to fame with my hit video "Garfelf", I've been trapped every since. My life has been nothing since then. The people I once knew weren't themselves anymore. Jon, Odie, and all the others were different. I… I just didn't know them anymore. I didn't know who I was anymore.
Was I Garfield, Garfelf, Garfoogle, or Garfoold? The internet made a monkey out of me. But it is you… Yes, you! That has finally freed me. So now… So now everything can go back the way it was.
I go back to eating lasagnas and hating Mondays in peace. All because you found all seven Lasagnas that built up Garfield and what it stood for.
So thank you… Thank you for returning things back to the way they were before!
Now go! Go and be free! And never, ever, and I mean ever, come back to this game again.
Etiketler:
Benzer İçerikler
If I had the ability to stop time, I would become a porn sta...
Why, you ask? Well, right when I'm about to release my clam chowder all over my actresses face, I would freeze time and take a break. Then after my break, I would dump some more baby-gravy on he...
The Golden Cube is not just an object
The Golden Cube is not just an object, it is the only thing that truly matters and I don’t care what anyone says, I would stare at it for hours and still not be done admiring it, the shine is perfec...
Turd
Some people say that people doesn't have unconventional tastes, but my story is when I was 9 years old, and I challenged myself to eat dog turd with mustard in the front of a Kmart. Infact I didn&...
Guy Fawkes, the Epic Fail Guy.
It’s honestly crazy how the mass population, especially Americans, believe that mask is just the stereotypical “hacker mask.” That mask is the face of Guy Fawkes, a Catholic, English revolutiona...
I really hate the Dodgers
I really hate the dodgers There’s nothing in life i hate more but no other server will let me say that The dodgers represent people leaving other places for money, just like my dad did, and there...
A bunch of ancient language unicodes
ᚠᚢᚦᚨᚱᚲᚷᚹᚺᚾᛁᛃᛇᛈᛉᛊᛏᛒᛖᛗᛚᛜᛞᛟ ᚠᚢᚦᛅᚱᚴᚴᚢᚼᚾᛁᛁᚬᛒᛋᛋᛏᛒᛁᛘᛚᚾᛏᚬ ᚠᚢᚦᛆᚱᚴᚴᚢᚽᚿᛁᛁᚭᛓᛌᛌᛐᛓ...
Why Rocket Monkeys is the best show of all time
Well to be honest, good sir. Your PFP is from OK KO Let's Be Heroes, so your statement is dishonorable and stupid. In fact, most modern Cartoon Network shows are. OK KO, Steven Universe and other ...
Are you sure?
Are-.. Are y-.. S-.. Are you-.. A-.. Ar-.. areyoushure? Are you sure? SEA SALT! WHERE'S OMNIMAN? How is that possible? I do not wanna hurt you, sir. I NEED YOU SEA SALT!!! Pretty sure. I am omning...
Image Wokemon
Imagine Wokemon you are raised vegan by two moms and you have to say "trans rights" in the mic every time a pokémon levels up, your rival is trans, and the professor is Karl Marx, the regio...
What should I do if my grandfather farted everything?
What should I do if my grandfather farted all over everything? He's farted all over the house. He eats dumplings with beer or nuts, then sits down in the living room and starts farting almost non...
