fuck ecoatm

Fuck ecoATM. Those pieces of shit boxes are nothing but greedy fucking vultures dressed up in a “green” costume. They act like they’re saving the fucking planet when really they’re ripping people off and shredding perfectly good electronics for a fucking tax write-off. $12 for a Pixel? $60 for a mint XR? You thieving cocksuckers. That’s not “recycling,” that’s robbery with a smile and a corporate logo.

And don’t even get me started on those ads. “Don’t give your kids your old electronics, recycle with ecoATM.” Shut the fuck up. Nobody’s kid has ever been hurt by getting handed a hand-me-down iPhone. What the fuck kind of backwards gaslighting shit is that? They actually had kids stomping on phones and saying they’d kill worms and cause earthquakes if you didn’t feed the fucking kiosk. Are you kidding me? That’s not eco-friendly, that’s fucking propaganda.

Keeping a phone in a drawer doesn’t kill worms. But shredding millions of working devices because “reuse is hoarding” sure as fuck kills value, history, and any sense of sustainability. Fuck ecoATM and their whole “instant cash” scam. Fuck their fake-ass greenwashed commercials. And fuck every soulless executive slobbering over their e-waste bins while calling normal people “hoarders.”

EcoATM isn’t saving the planet. They’re just shoving it up the ass while pretending it’s a hug.