From a response to a r/mildlyinfuriating post about a kid eating cinnamon rolls when he wasn’t supposed to
Sorry, but we needs the mods on this one. This isn’t simply mildly infuriating – this reaches criminal levels. This is the kind of crap a future serial killer or politician pulls. The sheer selfishness behind an act like this is unfathomable. An intervention is necessary. Had this happen in a military barracks the offender wouldn’t even get the grace period of night for a blanket party – it would be a daytime beat-down and everyone would take a turn.
Any child in my house would perform an action like this only once. My own child just chimed in, and agrees yours is a monster and needs to clean all the bathrooms with their toothbrush.
Punishment must be swift, brutal, and remembered until their death bed.
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>>Everyone would take a turn
Whaaaaaat