Frequently, my entire world becomes naked
Start as an Adamite and reform it into Naked Nudistics. Soon enough, Catholicism is a thing of the past or banished to Scandinavia or Russia.
Got bored. Decided to conquer Byzantium. Reformed Orthodoxy to The Church of Eastern Nudistics, replacing anything with Natural Primitism. Holy Naked Wars began breaking out. Tiring of them I adventured as a grandson to Pagan, Embraced Ari, and eventually, made the great faith of Naked Buddhistics.
Repeated this process after stopping the Mongols (naturally, through conversion) with Zoroastrianism, finishing the game as the Naked Saoshyant. Fewer than 100 clothed counties remained come 1453. What a game.
Currently deciding what to do as the head of Naked Hellenic and the Hegemony of Naked Rome. Mongols are subdued, married and converted, but the Mandate of Naked Heaven tempts me.
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