Evde savunma için bir tüfek sahibi olun

Ev savunması için bir tüfek sahibidir, çünkü kurucu babaların amaçladığı şey budur. Dört ruffians evime giriyor. "Ne şeytan?" Toz perukumu ve Kentucky tüfeğimi yakalarken. İlk adamdan golf top büyüklüğünde bir delik aç, yerinde öldü. Tabancamı ikinci adama çizin, onu tamamen özlüyorum çünkü pürüzsüz ve komşu köpeğini çiviliyor. Üzüm atışıyla yüklü merdivenlerin üstüne monte edilmiş topa başvurmam gerekiyor, "Tally Ho Lads" Üzüm vuruşu patlamada iki adamı parçaladı, ses ve ekstra şarapnel araba alarmlarını başlattı. Bayonet’i düzeltin ve son dehşete kapılmış rapscallion’u şarj edin. Üçgen süngü yaralarının dikilmesi imkansız olduğu için polisin gelmesini beklerken kanıyor. Tıpkı kurucu babaların istediği gibi.

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  1. ya_yeety
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    #Tally Ho Lads

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  2. hborrgg
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    The issue isn’t that triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, it’s that the opening is very small compared to depth of the wound which hinders the healthy discharge of fluids and other mater secreted beneath the skin.

    [source](https://books.google.com/books?id=DENgAAAAcAAJ&lpg=PA2&dq=a%20treatise%20on%20gunshot%20wounds%20plates&pg=PA89#v=onepage&q=bayonet&f=false)

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  3. diarrhea_syndrome
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    This is funny. Technically, after the first shot, smoke would fill the room and you wouldn’t be able to see a damn thing. Then you could draw your saber and attack by cover of smoke screen.

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  4. BonglordFourTwenny
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    Is the bayonet mounted to the cannon?

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  5. CummyBot2000
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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  6. nhnick
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    “Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog”
    – I lost it at this sentence. Great copypasta.

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  7. BatPotato15
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    ”Tyreese, give theese niggas a volley” is what the gang members will be saying

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  8. assault_potato1
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    Then Anon realised the 4 dudes are his family visiting for Thanksgiving.

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  9. iamapieceofcheese
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    You may own a musket, but I have a elongated musket

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  10. Minetime43
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    I swear I saw this on 4chan in greentext.

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  11. SarcasmSlide
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    I’m just high enough that this is the funniest thing that will happen today.

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  12. Butterl0rdz
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    But seriously, think about it, who’s gonna fuck with a person who’s confident enough to use a damn musket

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  13. mvarnado
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    10/10 would crowdfund this youtube short

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  14. coolcrashman
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    One of my favorite copypastas by far

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  15. Much_Dank_Memes
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    Ahhh, that’s good history

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  16. Samp1e-Text
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    This is exactly how it should feel siding with the Minutemen in Fallout.

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  17. Maduro25
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    If we all said “What the devil?” a few more times a day, this nation would be a better place.

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  18. cylonraiderr
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    If you can’t defend your home with a musket, you don’t deserve to live.

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  19. fireandbass
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    While this post is an attempt to be humerous, the founding fathers didn’t intend on citizens having a ‘musket’, rather they intended on any weapon the government has to be available to the people also.

    And yes, by their literal intentions, that means citizen ran militias should even have tanks, etc. The whole point is to be able to keep the government in check by the ability to have equal weapons.

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  20. CaptainKursk
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    >”Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.

    **REDCOAT INTENSIFIES**

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  21. Astronavis
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    If that happened I bet there would be petitions to ban muskets and black powder weapons haha, they are brutal usually never clean kills.. That one robbery where the robbers parents tried to sue the person he robbed since he has no advantage against an AR-15. Wonder what they would say about a musket blowing off his arm and him bleeding out rather than a clean kill…

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  22. irWenis
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    I live for this shit

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  23. TotesMessenger
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    I’m a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

    – [/r/libertarian] [Just as the Founding Fathers intended](https://www.reddit.com/r/Libertarian/comments/9sg6m4/just_as_the_founding_fathers_intended/)

    – [/r/musketmemes] [Tally ho lads](https://www.reddit.com/r/MusketMemes/comments/a5jubd/tally_ho_lads/)

    – [/r/outdoors] [Loop Hole in the liberal snowflake logic](https://www.reddit.com/r/Outdoors/comments/9seee6/loop_hole_in_the_liberal_snowflake_logic/)

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  24. IntelPentiumMMX
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    Breaking News: New mass shooting in Home involving musket and cannon.

    Breaking News: 10 reasons why Muskets should be banned.

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  25. Vulpes-Lanius
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 2:00 pm

    #Begone Horrible Rapscallion

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