Cucked by a lesbian
Tinder fucking sucks
I know Tinder used to be for hookups and I understand that it's not easy for men to get a lot of matches but I actually get some matches and they all flake! I was talking to a girl for like 3 or 4 days and we were planning on meeting up tonight. We do the usual "good morning, how are you?" Then she just drops out of nowhere "hey I'm actually lesbian, sorry for leading you on" like wtf?! Why did you send me a picture of your titties and tell me how much you liked me if you weren't gonna follow through??
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# Lined with lesbian
Tinder formed is sufficient
I know tinder is used to be a hive and I understand that it is not easy for people to find most of the games but I get some matches and all they die! I was talking to a girl for three or four days and we plan to meet this evening. We always do “morning morning, how are you?” Then he collapses from no “hey, i am really lesbian, sorry you guide” Sewtf?! Why did you send me a picture of your bulls and tell me how you loved me if you don’t like to follow?