“Clashing Beliefs, Clashing lips”

(Left & Right Extremist Yaoi)

Right wing extremist: “How can you be okay with killing babies? There’s something seriously wrong with you..”

Left wing extremist: “It’s not killing them— Pesides.. That’s not the point.” They tried to portray a persona of strength, But their mask was slipping. Doubt creeping in.

Right wing extremist: “Oh yeah leftie? Then what is..? Please I’m curious.” He said in a snarky, But curious tone.

Left wing extremist: “It’s just—“

Right wing extremist: “Come on spit it out already!”

Left wing extremist: “I have no one to put a baby inside of me!”

Right wing extremist: “Huh..?”

Left wing extremist: “I read fan fiction all the time about M Preg, But no ones willing to impregnate me!”

Right wing extremist: “Heh.. Cute, Tell ya what. I’ll put a baby inside of you, Then we can write about it. Our own M Preg story!”

Left wing extremist: “Really you’d do this for me?!”

Right wing extremist: “It’s the least i could do for much you make me feel better about myself, Just promise me one thing!”

Left wing extremist: “What..?”

Right wing extremist: “Don’t abort it!”

Insert Seinfield laugh-track

They fucked for what seemed like hours, When it was really only 5 minutes. The right wing extremist seemed to be closing his eyes imagining it was trump. The left winger doing the same but with Obama, In the end they both managed to get pregnant. Defying all logic in place of soft core porn, They later had a family and gave kisses and blowies to each other everyday. And they lived happily ever after.