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Bu alt bölüm artık kopya makarnalarla mı ilgili yoksa sadece rastgele nsfw bs’ler için mi?
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I have a question about this sub, please don’t delete this
Is this sub even about copy-pastas anymore or is it just for random nsfw bs?
There hasn’t been a post in a very long time that had me think “this would be fun to copy and paste at some point”.
Suppose a girl has blocked you on every platform, but you know her adress. For the past year, you’ve been sending her one gift each month, each one bigger than the last. Sometimes you include a note. She’s never responded, but you know she’s receiving them. How would you proceed?
I met her on Instagram in 2020, but we never met in person. We became gaming buddies, and I tried to date her, but she declined every time. Still, we got close and shared a lot of personal information, including addresses. We exchanged birthday gifts, but I would also send her things randomly throughout the year.
We stopped talking in 2024 because I became a little toxic after her repeated rejections. Understandable, but she’s the only girl I’ve ever spoken to for that long and I always had strong feelings for her.
Now I’m blocked on every platform we used to talk on. Steam, Discord, Instagram, Snapchat, Telegram, iMessage, WhatsApp, Skype, Teams, TeamSpeak, LinkedIn, EA, Epic, Rockstar Social Club, email, and Facebook I can understand, but she also blocked me on PayPal, Cashapp, Reddit accounts and new ones I make to message her from (she got be permanently banned from the Valkyrae sub because I kept replying to her comments on there), Tumblr, Duolingo, and even ignores me on YouTube when I reply to her comments. She even had her little brother block me on Snapchat, Steam, and Instagram. Him and I were cool, so wtf is that about.
I make a new Google account and try everything possible to get contact with her. I get nothing. When I changed jobs and got a new work email, I used it to email her, but still nothing. She also automatically blocks No Caller ID calls.
Unfortunately, Instagram lets you block someone and any new accounts they own and make. Thankfully, I have two phones and kept a burner Instagram on one of them. I followed her, random girls, thirst trap pages, and girls I used to go to school with. I’ve been using it to watch her. I check her stories and posts, but I never interact. She doesn’t know it exists. She has every account blocked except that one.
After she blocked me in 2024, she went abroad for school/work, so I waited for her to return. I watched her updates until she finally posted from her home. That’s when I began sending her monthly gifts, each one larger than the last. DHL and the local courier send me proof of delivery through picture. It’s her backyard. I know it from the snaps she used to send me. Nothing has changed. I know her or her family is getting the gifts.
So far, I’ve sent her a tiny wet floor sign that says, “a little reminder that I love you,” because she worked in a grocery store when we first met. She knows I love turtles and once posted herself swimming with them, so I sent a tiny plush turtle holding a sign that says, “I turtley love you.” I bought her cute socks. I bought her lingerie. She posted with a goose, so I sent a 20in stuffed goose. She posted with an elephant, so I sent a 25in stuffed elephant. She loves avatar, so I sent her a plushie of Appa. I sent a 29in x 37in banner of her face, a strawberry blanket hoodie, and an Appa blanket. In October I’m sending her a 6ft stuffed bear. I don’t know what to send next, since that one is already pretty big, but I’ll think of something. Sometimes I attach a note to the gift that is just an inside joke that only her and I would understand. I’ll only stop doing this when she tells me to. This started as a joke to get her to respond to me, but now idk anymore. It’s not funny and I’m getting desperate for a response from her. When I think of her and look at pictures of her, I start to cry. I think she genuinely hates me and I don’t know why
Penis
I love bouncing on Rosalina! It’s so fun, and I love her reactions and expressions! I did it so many times while playing through Super Mario Galaxy, and I have a huge crush on Rosalina. It’s the closest I can get to actually “Bouncing” on her… Rosalina is so beautiful and hot, and I really want to do stuff with her that could possibly get me banned from reddit if I said it here out loud…
We just copy and paste whatever shit we find.
I found this one from 20 hours ago to be pretty funny: [Sex Doll Virginity : r/copypasta](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/1qbe5r6/sex_doll_virginity/)
I guess one could copy and paste it into a discussion about sex toys, or about virginity or maybe about loyalty in general.
Yeah it’s definitely just NSFW bullshit, but some of the more depraved ones are great for the discord with that stupid friend group.