Bees
When I was a kid I got a whistle pop from a corner drug store. It was basically lollipop candy in the form of a whistle attached to a stick. It was a hot summer day and as soon as I left the store I opened it up and started blowing through the whistle which apparently was like a siren call for bees who immediately went after the candy, easily crawled in through the opening and into my mouth. I have no idea how I didn't get stung but for a second there were like 3 bees in my mouth.
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