4 inches of dominance wasn’t enough
No, no, no, no, no! You listen up alright. I've been shot multiple times, I've been set on fire, I've been plowed from behind by a EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BEING, I've been heartbroken. I know what pain is, pain hurts, but POWER HEALS. My ex girlfriend, she tried to break up with me because she said my 4 inches of DOMINANCE wasn't enough. That pain hurts, but watch how my POWER HEALED. Me and my buddies? We kidnapped her and dumped her in a vat of RADIOACTIVE MATTER. She had cancer raging all over her body. Her family couldn't afford to pay for her medical expenses. You know who could? Guess who she came crawling back to? SUDDENLY 4 INCHES WAS ENOUGH!
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