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I see the mention of w*men al the time, and it scares me. The words “g*rl” and “w*man” make me think about them infiltrating my life and ruining it, which terrifies me. Anyone else terrified of the fakers?

As a straight person, I find gay porn more sexy than straight porn. I know this might be an unpopular opinion (for straight people at least), but I’ve always found gay porn more sexy than straight porn, and it’s not because I’m attracted to men—it’s more of a psychological thing. Keep in mind, no I am not gay, I absolutely want to have sex with women as a man and no, I am not bisexual either, I absolutely do not think about having sex with a man or even dating one, I'm just pointing out my preference in pornography.

For me, a big factor is that I know there’s no risk of pregna...Devamını Oku

‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BLUE ARCHIVE REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄🟦📄BLUE ARCHIVE IS THE BEST FUCKING GACHA GAME!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ GSC PRESIDENT IS SO BLESSEDDD 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👊👊 BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER BANNER😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 😩😩😩😩ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY PITY 💢💢💢�...Devamını Oku

I've had it up to here with fucking acronyms. I can forgive it with really long phrases and titles, but there are so many two and three-word phrases that have acronyms. There are 17,576 possible three-letter combinations with the 26 letters available, which sounds like a lot, but there is so much overlap. Wikipedia's List of Acronyms has SEVEN things associated with the acronym ABA. And SEVENTEEN with the acronym ABC! Jesus Christ, how hard is it to just say what you mean? I work in the medical field and there are so many acronyms, it makes my head spin! How is someone supposed to memo...Devamını Oku

I (m26) picked up a gay dude. He gets into the front seat, doesn’t speak English so he’s using a translator. Tells me I’m handsome, compliments my tattoos. And then he asked if he could play with it(I’m straight) lol I put my hand up and rubbed my fingers together for the universal sign of pay me. I got $20 and a pretty good hj. I ain’t gay but $20 is $20. This economy is garbage lol

The little fella has never looked and felt so good.

PSA: if you want to try this, do not use coconut oil as lube with a latex condom.

Edit: To the person who got Reddit to do a welfare check on me, I applaud you. Made me choke on my morning coffee.

Gotta be careful tho. One time I accidentally clicked “for women” thinking it was “four women”. Next thing I know I was at knee height with a b🍆ner in my face. Scared tf outta me, I yelled and it almost went in my mouth. Gayest experience of my life happened alone in my bedroom. Technology man

That's not how fucking dialectics works you stupid cuck. I didn’t study Hegel (plus continental philosophy in general) at Harvard for 7 FUCKING YEARS for some LOW LIFE KNOW IT ALL who’s CLEARLY never fucking read Hegel as he would KNOW that HEGEL has NEVER FUCKING EVER used the terms “thesis, antithesis, synthesis” to start perpetuating these LIES at VERY SINGLE FUCKING OPPORTUNITY. this isn’t Hegel my friend. No no no. Thesis, antithesis, synthesis was thought up by Fichte and it’s clearly inferior to Hegel's dialectical method of imminent critique. Yes. It’s called immi...Devamını Oku

Think bro found this funny by putting an excessive amount of “😭” emojis

PLEASE put an NSFW tag on your post.
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers.
The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her pussy. N...Devamını Oku

A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic. Ever since then I have been wonking my willy daily to his titillating tunes and having an absolutely delightful time. But suddenly, tragedy strikes. Kanye begins to post certain messages to twitter I am sure you are all familiar with. At first I thought nothing of it and have been sharpening my spear to my hearts content. However, over the following months, the sheer volume of tweets has left me second guessing my masturbatory habits. Should I continue milking my meat-stick or should I terminate such behavior? ...Devamını Oku

Everywhere I work for the last 3 jobs there's always been bowls in the back with this ladies name, cucumbers, peppers, carrots all labelled julienne, do you guys know her? Am I going crazy?

And they're all cut the same aswell, is she so good multiple places hire her to cut their veg? I'm really freaking out over here as my wife started cooking recently and I found a bowl full of carrots LABELLED 'JULIENNE' in the fridge, did she get this lady to cut her vegetables for her?

Is she in on it? Who is this lady? Where does she work?

H-heh… d-don’t talk to me….. l-let me goon in peace. I drink my flat moldy monster energy can while cuddling my anime girl body pillow, logging into discord to moderate the kawaii cafe server, and after my hours are done I hop onto rule 34 to goon to ifa even though I know damn well that he’ll never want me because I’m a sweaty discord mod who hasn’t shwered in two years and dropped out in middle school and live in my mothers basement while eating raw cookie dough sleeves for dinner every night and having explosive diarrhea in my gaming chair while not cleaning it up because it inf...Devamını Oku

HOLY FUCK. OIL.

I WAS WALKING TO THE STORE. MINDING MY BUSINESS. THEN I SEE IT. A SHIMMERING PATCH ON THE PAVEMENT. I KNEEL DOWN. I TOUCH IT. IT’S OIL.

I LOST MY FUCKING MIND. I STARTED SCREAMING. “OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT IT’S OIL!” PEOPLE TURNED AROUND. CARS STOPPED. SOME GUY RIPPED OFF HIS SHIRT AND STARTED CRYING INTO AN AMERICAN FLAG.

ONE MAN PULLED OUT A GUITAR AND STARTED PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM FROM PURE INSTINCT. ANOTHER GUY THREW A BURGER IN THE AIR AND IT JUST STAYED THERE.

I STARTED PUNCHING THE SIDEWALK OUT OF PATRIOTIC RAGE. MY EYES TURNED RED, WHITE, AND BLUE. I DON�...Devamını Oku

It is testicular torsion. The title is exaggarated obviously but it is a legitimate fear of mine.

Okay there might be a lot worse health complications in case an appcalypse happens. The thing is, it'd be sad but I'd accept that I'm dying if one of those happened to me. Like you'd know you have a heart disease, it's just bad luck. But if testicular torsion happens? That shit can be fixable. It hurts but it is fixable. But sometimes the "rotating it by hand" method doesn't work, then what? If you don't treat it you'll die. If you treat it (basically cut...Devamını Oku

Soooo my mom ALWAYSS uses my older brother’s photo as her WhatsApp profile picture.👺👺 ALWAYS!!!🙄🙄 One day, I changed it to MY PHOTO!! The next day? She switched it back to his. 💢💢 I asked her, “Why do you only use HIS PHOTO?!?! Her reply: “Because he’s MY SON!"💢💢 I WANTED TO SCREAM, “Am I not your daughter too?” but I stayed quiet...........😔😔😔

The next day, I saw her scrolling for NEW PICS OF HIM IN HER GALLERY!!💔💔 I asked her, “If I were a boy, would you use my photo...........?”🥲🥲🥲 She instantly answered "OBVIOUSLY!!...Devamını Oku

*inhales* 🅱️OIIII 😂🫱 He need some milk! 👌E💯If she breathes, SHE’S A TH🅾️T💯 REEEEEEEE- XD OOF 🥛 big chungus [everyone liked that] ✅You mean OUR meme *☭ sovet anthem INTENSIFIES* 😱 Keanu Reeves NOT CLICKBAIT 😂 You sir, just won the internet! 🏅 I SMELL PENNIES 🪙 Discord Reddit cringe Genshit Impact furry simp mods be like: minecraft good, fortnite bad, anime bad, tiktok bad, roblox bad 😎 *LE EPICALLY T-POSES* 😂👌💯 Drip Goku: DoUKnowDaWae Cheems that heckin doggo and Sans is Gigachad 🗿 This is so sad, Alexa play Despacito 😔 *Halo Theme...Devamını Oku

WHY WHY why are girls with stinky feet so fukcing hot just why i cant resist them i just wanna fall on my knees for them please im going insane i just wanna be forced to sniff their feet and socks and lick them clean after a month of no washing

My Girlfriend told me I cum too much and that she doesn’t like it and idk what to do. For reference, I, 24M and my gf, 23F have been together for a year and frequently have sex. I cum a lot, usually like 7-8 or more HARD ropes of cum depending on the orgasm, and my cumshots are consistently large. My gf has never been a big fan of cum, but recently it’s become an increasing issue leading to arguments and anger. We’ve tried cumming on a towel, but for any position where I’m not standing up having intercourse it still gets messy and chaotic and ruins the moment. It's so chaotic and m...Devamını Oku

You little incels have no idea what is real manhood, testosterone and a full beard, you think it’s all the people out there fighting wars, working on oil rigs, living off the land… that is kids play, it’s nothing, real man support their wife’s and their wife’s son, real man hold theirs wife’s hands during the bull coitus, I’m not afraid like a little scary boy when my wife is having a BBC party, I support her and all the gentlemen in her. That is trust, that is strength, that is how a real man works.

Good luck basement dwellers incels, I know deep down, you want to be in my sho...Devamını Oku