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Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that’s called a fetish, not “quirky” or “cute”. What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a feline establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to resort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing “cat ears” in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attrib...Devamını Oku

Hey folks, just got a few dozen messages complaining about the influx of upvote begging posts on my way to secure my second multi-billion deal this week for a global conglomerate. Now I don't like interruptions on my private jets when flying to make said deals in the far reaches of the globe but this matter is clearly very important and I would like to address it head on.

Posts that fall under "For every upvote I will ____" and other upvote begging posts will be removed as they are not copypasta and redditors who post them will be temporarily banned going forward.

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I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 481k readers, I am not receiving 481k upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

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Curse you P...Devamını Oku

Patchnotes 2.0.0

-All banned subreddits removed

-Important note at bottom of post

That is all. DM me with any new subreddits you want to be added.
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r/nsfw
r/TipOfMyPenis
r/porn
r/nsfw411
r/iWantToFuckHer
r/distension
r/bimbofetish
r/christiangirls
r/cuckold
r/dirtygaming
r/sexybutnotporn
r/femalepov
r/omgbeckylookathiscock
/r/sexygirls
r/breedingmaterial
r/toocuteforporn
r/justhotwomen
r/realsexyselfies
r/stripgirls
r/uncommonposes
r/gifsofremoval
r/nostalgiafapping
r/oilporn
r/bisexy
r/riskyporn
MILF
r/milf
r/gonewild30plus
r/preggoporn
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Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free...Devamını Oku

It was going well, I was analysing Macbeth like a good little boy, when suddenly i randomly remembered the quote “unsex me here” as I looked at part b and it hit me DIFFERENT. I don’t know what happened — my legs started vibrating, my pen combusted, and I let out a noise so guttural that three pigeons outside died instantly.

I looked at the extract of the witches they included and my primal instincts took over, I whipped it out and started going feral on the desk like a prehistoric beast. The invigilators tried to stop me but I screamed “OUT DAMNED SPOT” and bit one of their arms ...Devamını Oku

oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ?? you can't do it? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺 you need the chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺

Did I use a nuclear-capable intercontinental ballistic missile to respond to a home invasion? Yes. Was it proportional? No. But was it justified? Abso-fucking-lutely. He kicked the door once. Just once.
But that was enough for my threat matrix to go from “mild disturbance” to “DEFCON 1.”

I assessed the situation calmly.
I looked at my options:
🔲 Call 911
🔲 Hide under the bed
✅ Press the big red button labeled "LOL try me”

In 7 minutes, 32 states no longer existed. The intruder? Vaporized mid-step.
My home? Cratered. My will to live? Vindicated. In court, they asked; �...Devamını Oku

(Disclaimer) I have gotten comfortable asking questions on here because for one I’m just curious and two Yeah I’m just curious. All I’m asking is for everyone to be nice, if you don’t want to answer my question, then just don’t, no need to leave rude comments.

I’m asking this because, Yesterday in my science class, I was made to go up to the board and fill a spot for this boy who didn’t want to go up. It was lowkey not a big deal, but me being me I was a little upset in the moment because he looked very capable of going to do his part for his group. He was just sitting there an...Devamını Oku

The clock strikes 12. You let out a sigh, it's time for your daily fap session. With bloodshot eyes, you mindlessly scroll your way to porn websites.At this point, it's become second nature. You suddenly remember that you spend more time jerking off to japanese cartoons than interacting with human beings, but quickly brush the thought away, as the stress induced by porn addiction is already too much to handle. To help alleviate some of the guilt, you delude yourself into believing lies, "porn is healthy!", "porn is normal!", "everyone does it!" and other n...Devamını Oku

Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were...Devamını Oku

The f students are inventors. There so fucking creative that they couldn’t sit in class, they couldn’t listen. Because what ever people were trying to put in their head, they knew it was Fucking bullshit.

notes etc fun stories here, never heard them before but I will tell you this:

NIKKI [stagename] it won't be a noun or a verb, but an adjective I can recall and this woman, I swear, to fuck and I do to you I swear it is just like the Lady, on the Ghosts Show on TV but American and my Firend: do this,

Look Back into the Footage from the event we remember best from what the Richest Man in the History of the world, that, one that is like an Isambard Kingdom Brunell of Social Media and Big Plans for the kind of behavior which, I don't approve of but He did tell me that the Boy, here, had...Devamını Oku

Knew a guy like this in college. A real mousy little kid who, unbeknownst to all the rest of us, also happened to be some super genius. In fact, I kind of thought he was stupid for a while. He never got his driver's license, and whenever I'd ask why, he'd just say "I won't need one." He never had a girlfriend as far as I knew, and would spend all his free time playing Dota. Still, dude was chill af, and he had the biggest dorm so we'd hang out at his place. It went like that for about 2 years. Then, out of nowhere, the guy disappears! Doesn't tell anybody and ...Devamını Oku

finna lose my shit (insert thing you don't like) but y'all don't give a fuck. Suck my dick (insert thing/person you don't like)

Watched a girl on the subway knuckle deep in her nostril, digging away for gold, as she pulled her finger out of her nose and examined her treasure intently before eating it. It wasn’t like a one time thing either, she was making a full meal out of it. All the while being surrounded by other people. I watched for a while before looking away and locking eyes for a brief second with another stranger who shared a face of absolute disgust.

This was a grown ass, mid 20s woman munching away on nose nuggets. Not even like a quick, sly, pretending to be scratching her nose type of picking. She was ...Devamını Oku

Yuri please touch me
god I want someone to cut themselves for me…. It’d be so fucking pretty
“Hey I just cut deeper!”
good girl
My beautiful, purple princess. I love you forever, so so much my beloved doll. I’d take care of you and cuddle you to sleep. I’ll be your ideal prince/princess, let you do what you want with me. I love you so fucking much I’d sacrifice everything for your existence, you’re my ideal partner. I’ll be your kitten or you could be my kitten. We can have an amputated cat together, anything you want baby. My lovely thicc wife, I want to touch your titties. ...Devamını Oku

Patch notes 92.28.211.234 "I have your IP address kid". In case you've noticed (you haven't), there have been a few changes to the sub lately.

You can now comment with GIFs and images. Go ham.
Better spam control to combat bots. No more "MiK4lya CAmPin0 L3aks" hopefully.
Rules Update. Erotica/smut will be meet with 28 days ban. Duration will increase for repeat offenders (28, 60, 120, etc). Go over to Wattpad to write your sexy sex peanits stories.
Mod list update. Suspended mods have been removed. Inactive mods will also eventually be removed after a while. Sub would had been ba...Devamını Oku

Biraz garip bir yazı olabilir çünkü ülkemizde bu tarz bir içerik görmedim fakat yabancılarda çok ilgi çeken bir konu gelin biraz biz de tartışalım ve bir şeyler öğrenelim. Şimdi başlık doğru yanlış duymadınız. (benim gözümde monitörler 20 sene boyunca ilerlemedi aksine geriledi) bu yüzden 4K 144Hz monitörümü bırakıp tekrardan CRT kullanmaya başladım. Peki bu nasıl oluyor? Kısaca CRT monitörler yani tüplü dediğimiz monitörleri hepimiz bir dönem kullandık ve hayatımızdan çıkarıp kısa bir süre sonra LCD panellere geçtik. Hatta CRT kullandığım...Devamını Oku