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Wtf is a Raytheon reset

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That’s where we stop worrying about the economy because the news anchor starts rubbing their nipples and says, “Ooooh look we’re doing *this thing* now!” as a giant WAR banner image appears behind them and they cut to bombs dropping on some foreign country, as they cut back to the news anchor who is now dressed as Princess Leia in the slave outfit from Return of the Jedi except instead of Jabba The Hut she’s reclined against the leg of the Secretary of Defense as she says, “Well obviously Americans can only be so worried about the economy at a time like this with what’s happening overseas. In these uncertain times, people are rallying behind the spirit of international cooperation as we rally against forces that threaten our way of life.” And then it cuts to an interview with a brave black trans Navy Seal with three kids explaining how it’s crazy that people can worry about politics and money when the fate of the world is at stake here in this neglected part of the world. And then Raytheon stock skyrockets as they sell the most peaceful and justified weapons of war you have ever seen. You’re literally a traitor to this country and a fascist communist bot if you’re complaining about inflation considering the state of the world. And then the news anchor takes off all of her clothes, and she and the Secretary of Defense and the black trans Navy Seal climb into a pool filled with oil and hundred dollar bills and human blood and child slaves and proceed to have the sickest most violent orgy you’ve ever seen. Your mom looks over at you and says, “It’s about time our military did something good for a change,” and the stares again blankly at the screen, either unaware of or unwilling to see the sadistic and grotesque display. You sigh and look away at your portfolio and say, “Well at least my portfolio is probably going up again soon.”

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