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Why Pepsi is superior to Coke

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We all know pepsi is better than coke. Coke has that chalky feel when you drink, but with Pepsi it’s smooth and has a better taste than coke. Pepsi is also sponsored in the NFL. What’s coke sponsored in? Fucking Playstation All Stars Resort. Pepsi also has a badass mascot named Pepsi Man who had his own game and a killer theme song. Coke doesn’t even have a mascot. All it has are dumb polar bears that appear every holiday season. Fucking Polar Bears. Polar Bears do not make me have the urge to drink coke. Pepsi Man on the other hand makes me want to hold the world hostage so I can get a can of that sweet crisp Pepsi. Coke makes me sick with there fucking Orange vanilla. The only good Orange and Vanilla thing are dreamsicles. That’s it. Coke is trying so hard to get to the popularity of Pepsi but never will. Pepsi will always be better. I miss my family. Pepsi makes me want to save the world. Pepsi can cure cancer. Coke kills all. Pepsi makes me hard. Coke was made with cocaine originally. Fucking drugs. Giorno Giovanna would go up to Coke and seven page Muda there asses. Do you want to be selling drugs to people. No. Don’t be like Diavolo. Pepsi is safe. No Drugs. Family Friendly. Very Delicious. Very nice caesar chan. Pepsi made god happy. Pepsi made Pepsi Man immortal. Pepsi can make anyone Immortal. Pepsi has the best cherry variance. They even have a pepsi fucking ICEE. That makes me have faith in humanity. Pepsi was made out of the tears of angles. Pepsi is made out of carbonated water, high fructose corn syrup, caramel color, sugar, phosphoric acid, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavors. AKA Perfection. What’s Coke made out of? Oh I don’t know how about high-fructose corn syrup and piss. Fucking Piss. Who wants to drink piss? No one. Here is a google search explaining why pepsi is better than coke. “Pepsi is sweeter than Coke, so right away it had a big advantage in a sip test. Pepsi is also characterized by a citrusy flavor burst, unlike the more raisiny-vanilla taste of Coke. But that burst tends to dissipate over the course of an entire can, and that is another reason Coke suffered by comparison”. Bam Evidence from google. Google is always right. Pepsi caused Jesus to resurrect. Coke caused satan to be born. Pepsi makes me want to go to heaven. You know what? I’ll take another article from the internet because I love pepsi that much and other people do too. It’s about Advertising. “Coca-Cola’s advertisements generally bore me to sleep. Since the company has existed, their strategy has focused on emphasizing their tradition as the “first” soft drink, and being the symbol of American life. The Cola Wars expresses that instead of just showing Coke bottles, Pepsi targets people enjoying the product. Since the Pepsi generation of the sixties, the business has focused on ingenuity and “experience” of the product rather than tradition. While I have enjoyed some Coca-Cola commercials, for example their nineties jingle “can’t beat the real thing” that surfaced in the nineties, Pepsi is genuinely better at keeping up with the current times.

Both companies have had their share of endorsing celebrities, like the beautiful Jennifer Lopez who has been a spokesperson for both at different times in her life. Most of the time these endorsements are linked with money, but I usually like Pepsi’s choices more. I’ll hand it to Coca-Cola that they nabbed Whitney Houston, Keanu Reeves, and Jack White in their favor. However, they have also sponsored Paula Abdul, Bruce Jenner, and Ty Burrell. On the flip side, Pepsi spokespeople have included Beyonce, Ozzy Osbourne, Enrique Iglesias, Michael J. Fox, Victoria Beckham, and Sofia Vergara. Which company do you think has better parties?”

See? It’s soooo much better than coke will ever be. Pepsi makes me want to let the voice of love take me higher while coke makes me want to have a breakdown breakdown. A good person in a discord server named Kysar who made a pepsi land. If that doesn’t show how good pepsi is then you’re a coke lover. Pepsi is just so good man. I mean I genuinely enjoy the drink. Everyone has to love pepsi man because it just so superior in too many ways. Advertising, taste, look, feel, smell. All of those pepsu takes and doubles against coke. It’s just so goddamn good man. If you don’t think so the you are the CEO of Dumb.

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