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What is your worst “blinded by horniness” story of your teenage years?

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What is your worst “blinded by horniness” story of your teenage years?

EDIT:

Seeing the comments on the post make me feel like a real piece of shit.

My story is as follows:

When i was 15 in high school a group of my friends were talking about easy ways to score. After a couple of hours of conversation we came up with the idea of going to the sex offender registry and looking up women that had offended near us and showing up in their place since the address is in the registry.

This was in the early days of the internet (2005) so a couple of days after that conversation I pulled up the sex offenders registry and looked up my options. There was hundreds of men in there (some of which i had seen around town) but only 2 women in total and only one of those was in walking distance.

So i mapquested and printed her address and picture and set off to her place. When i get there and see that it was in the projects i had a thought that this was a terrible idea. I didn’t have a plan, i was in the projects and i had no idea of the dangers i was placing myself in nevertheless i pushed on.

I get to the building and go to the 3rd floor and knock on the door, my heart is racing and my cock is throbbing. She opens the door and a very pronounced smell of pall malls comes out and i gaze upon this specimen: greasy looking white lady in her 40s, house clothes with stains and the cigarette smell very strongly in her scraggly brown hair. When she said how can i help you? I just said: “ma’am, i dont want to cause you any trouble but i just walked 7 miles because i looked you up in the offenders registry hoping to get sexually offended by you.”

The lady turned red in anger and shoved me in her apartment. She sat me in her couch and gave me a long speech about being safe and how stupid i was. When she was done, me still being blinded by my hormones ask: “so can i at least get something done to me? I did walk this long” the lady gets mad again and tells me: “is this what you want?” and proceeds to blow me.

I came very quickly into the process and then when i had my post nut clarity i realized how gross this lady was and how absolutely wrong i was. I started crying. I told her “im sorry i harrased you and came in your mouth” She swallowed my load, got up, went to the kitcgen and gave me a glass of kool aid. She told me to take it easy and not tell anyone.

A couple of weeks go by and back in school with my friends the conversation pops up again. This time i just tell them to jack off and forget about it.

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  1. There are no comments. Is this copy pasted?

    There are no comments. Is this copy pasted?

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  2. Here kid take the kool-aid and forget this happened.

    Here kid take the kool-aid and forget this happened.

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  3. i want to get sexually offended by cummy

    i want to get sexually offended by cummy

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  4. Expecting it being so much worse after reading few first comments. Its actually very decent like "you can show this at your family dinner" decent. Also 200 IQ tactic from this dude

    Expecting it being so much worse after reading few first comments. Its actually very decent like “you can show this at your family dinner” decent.

    Also 200 IQ tactic from this dude

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  5. For some reason I thought this was r/teenagers

    For some reason I thought this was r/teenagers

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  8. this is not what i wanted to start the day on

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