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Vegans CANNOT give head

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As a long time Vegan of 15 years (going on 16 in February) I’d like to come out and expose all you PHONIES. Now I simply ask of you, what is a Vegan? Somebody who doesn’t eat or use anything derived from animals! Now TELL ME, what are humans? Animals, of course! Do you think a vegan who ate a piece of human meat would still be deemed a vegan in the eyes of the veganlords? I really doubt so. Now here’s a little more food for thought, if a vegan swallowed the cum of a horse, are they still a vegan? Now this is where opinions may deviate. “It doesn’t make sense to say someone isn’t vegan if the product isn’t harming the animal”, some may say, “Doesn’t acquiring the cum of the horse imply it was given pleasure and not harmed?” Fair point, but was this exchange consensual in manner? I doubt it, unless you’re operating on zoophile logic. This leads to my final point. REAL VEGANS DON’T GIVE HEAD. That’s right all you cock loving phonies, I’m coming for your asses. “Why must I give up my throat goat title in order to please the enlightened veganlords above us?” Here’s why. Products like eggs and milk, even in fantastical cases where the animals could give consent to them being taken and sold, AREN’T THINGS WHICH REAL VEGANS CAN EAT. Therefore by transitive law, all of you cum guzzlers shouldn’t be calling yourselves vegans either, even if you did get consent to give him the ol’ gobby! The thought that any of you actually thought you were one of us is ridiculous! “But what if my partner pulls out before cumming in my unwashed beej crevice?” Uhhhh, have you not heard of a little thing called precum? I bet you are still a firm believer of the pullout method, your insolence nauseates me.

TL;DR: Vegans of this sub, NO MORE COCKSUCKING!!!1!!!

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  1. What if bees produced giant combs of cum instead of honey. That would be wild.

    What if bees produced giant combs of cum instead of honey. That would be wild.

    Daha az gör