My boyfriend (23M) and I (24F) decided to have some sexy time last night. We started to have sex in doggy style, at first I’m loving it and I managed to be satisfied a few times if you know what I mean. After a couple minutes I noticed that I was getting a little burpy whenever he would thrust forwards. Huh that’s weird but whatever I want to enjoy myself. I’ll just burp it out, no big deal, right? WRONG. At that very second of me trying to let out the burp, he thrusts hard and all of a sudden my mouth is filled with literal chunks of the pizza I ate about 10 minutes before. I quickly leaped out of bed and booked it for the bathroom but lo and behold, the door from my room to my bathroom was locked so I had to completely back track and go around to the other entrance. I spit out my puke in the toilet, washed up, and then went back into the bedroom. I explained what happened and we decided to continue but in a different position so it wouldn’t happen again. Is this true love?
TOMT TIHI AMA ELI5 AITA? Roast Me.