TIFU by summoning a disembodied big cock with big balls

So I (21M) was browsing the web and I googled ‘sex rituals’ for shits and giggles. I found a sketchy website which I forgot its name but it had tutorials on how to make rituals that summon disembodied hands, penises, boobs, etc. I always found the disembodied hands thing pretty kinky but I also dared to try out the disembodied penis so I got to work.

In order to summon disembodied hands you need:

A pentagram drawn with chalk

Candles on each of the pentagram’s corner

Cum and a drop of blood in the center

After all that, you need to chant ‘no homo’ backwards while jerking off in the dark until you squirt .

I did all of that and… Nothing. Waited a few minutes, still nothing. I was embarassed that my retarded fell for this ritual bullshit so I just went upstairs to do jackshit in my room. An hour later, I heard something downstairs. I thought it was my mom (41F) who just came back home after a long day of stripping just goofing off. I went to see myself and it was something I didn’t expect at all. It was a big disembodied cock carrying big balls. I couldn’t believe that ritual worked. The cock’s foreskin pulled back and flew right at me. It knocked me down to the ground making sure I dont get away. It telepathically pulled my undies down instantly dug into my asshole. It thrusted me to the wall getting much faster and deeper. I was cursing like a sailor all over the neighbourhood and moaned in very weird ways. The cock was making it quick so it stopped while still inside my shit chute. It deployed LOADS of cum to the point my belly was getting inflated. I never felt this good ever in my life. But I heard mom coming to the house and screamed like a banshee at what she saw. The cock shut her the fuck up by cumshotting 10 liters of cum in her mouth. The cock then looked me knowing I was satisfied and he dissappeared into thin air.

And that his how I developed a disembodied cock fetish.