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TIFU by having sex with my dominant girlfriend

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first off, im a bisexual female.

I fucked up by doing something a little awkward while having sex. the fuck up is actually making up a story so horny redditors can have a wank over something which never happened. PLEASE, give me expensive reddit awards so i can browse reddit without having to deal with those stupid ads.

TL;DR: the tl dr is basically just a pun which is even more misleading than the title.

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  1. first ☝1️⃣ off, im 😮 a bisexual female 👧. I 👥 fucked 🍆 up ⬆ by doing something 🙅‍♀️ a little 🤏🏻 awkward 😕 while having sex 🥵👨. the fuck 🖕 up ☝ is actually 😤 making 🛠 up ⬆ a story 🤣😎💯 so horny 😉 redditors 😭 can have a wank 💦 over 😳🙊💦 something 🙅‍♀️ which never 🚫 happened 🌚. PLEASE ☺, give 🎁 me expensDevamını oku

    first ☝1️⃣ off, im 😮 a bisexual female 👧.

    I 👥 fucked 🍆 up ⬆ by doing something 🙅‍♀️ a little 🤏🏻 awkward 😕 while having sex 🥵👨. the fuck 🖕 up ☝ is actually 😤 making 🛠 up ⬆ a story 🤣😎💯 so horny 😉 redditors 😭 can have a wank 💦 over 😳🙊💦 something 🙅‍♀️ which never 🚫 happened 🌚. PLEASE ☺, give 🎁 me expensive 🙄 reddit 🤖 awards 🏆 so i 👁 can browse reddit 🏿👩🏿💯 without ❌ having to deal 🤝 with those stupid 😡😵 ads 🏞🏝.

    TL;DR: the tl dr 🩺 is basically 💁🏼 just a pun 🚫😳❌ which is even 🌃 more misleading 🦁 than the title 🤭🤤🍆.

    ^(To Emojify 😃: [message ✉ me](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Emojify_Creator) | comment 💬 “!emojify” | comment 🗣️ )^([u/Emojify_Creator](/user/Emojify_Creator))

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  2. first off, im a bisexual female. I fucked up by doing something a little awkward while having sex. the fuck up is actually making up a story so horny redditors can have a wank over something which never happened. PLEASE, give me expensive reddit awards so i can browse reddit without having to deal wDevamını oku

    first off, im a bisexual female.

    I fucked up by doing something a little awkward while having sex. the fuck up is actually making up a story so horny redditors can have a wank over something which never happened. PLEASE, give me expensive reddit awards so i can browse reddit without having to deal with those stupid ads.

    TL;DR: the tl dr is basically just a pun which is even more misleading than the title.

    Daha az gör
  3. fiwst off, im a bisexuaw femawe. I fucked up by doing something a wittwe awkwawd whiwe having sex. the fuck up is actuawwy making up a stowy so howny wedditows can have a wank ovew something which nevew happened. PWEASE, give me expensive weddit awawds so i can bwowse weddit without having to deaw wDevamını oku

    fiwst off, im a bisexuaw femawe.

    I fucked up by doing something a wittwe awkwawd whiwe having sex. the fuck up is actuawwy making up a stowy so howny wedditows can have a wank ovew something which nevew happened. PWEASE, give me expensive weddit awawds so i can bwowse weddit without having to deaw with those stupid ads.

    TW;DW: the tw dw is basicawwy just a pun which is even mowe misweading than the titwe.

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  4. YTA for writing a TIFU that I can’t JOT (jerk off to).

    YTA for writing a TIFU that I can’t JOT (jerk off to).

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  5. I disliked this for a second before I saw the sub and clicked on it. “GUYS!! I DID A SEXY SEX THING 😳 IT WAS SO AWKWARD! 😵” I had to unsub from there

    I disliked this for a second before I saw the sub and clicked on it. “GUYS!! I DID A SEXY SEX THING 😳 IT WAS SO AWKWARD! 😵” I had to unsub from there

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  6. im actuallly getting awarded for that shit lmao thanks, but i forgot the **ObLiGaToRy ThIs HapPPenEd YesTErDay So iTs TEcHnICaLly NoT a TIFU**

    im actuallly getting awarded for that shit lmao thanks, but i forgot the **ObLiGaToRy ThIs HapPPenEd YesTErDay So iTs TEcHnICaLly NoT a TIFU**

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  7. It took me like 4 reads to figure out this wasn't TIFU

    It took me like 4 reads to figure out this wasn’t TIFU

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  8. The top post right now is "tifu trying anal with my wife" its fucking plastered on your face. The first thing you see on the sub. Just a bunch of horny kids.

    The top post right now is “tifu trying anal with my wife” its fucking plastered on your face. The first thing you see on the sub. Just a bunch of horny kids.

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  9. I didn’t see the sub and thought this was a real TIFU by reading the title

    I didn’t see the sub and thought this was a real TIFU by reading the title

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  10. TIFU (Before the story starts I feel like everyone on reddit needs to know that I'm a gay bisexual pansexual asexual humanoid that thrives off attention) I ate tacobell today and now my ass hurts. TL:DR: I'm gay and my butthole is on fire.

    TIFU

    (Before the story starts I feel like everyone on reddit needs to know that I’m a gay bisexual pansexual asexual humanoid that thrives off attention)

    I ate tacobell today and now my ass hurts.

    TL:DR: I’m gay and my butthole is on fire.

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  11. >PLEASE, give me expensive reddit awards so i can browse reddit without having to deal with those stupid ads. This was funny but no one actually thinks or does this right? Please tell me no. Are people too stupid to use adblock for shitty sites that don't deserve any money?

    >PLEASE, give me expensive reddit awards so i can browse reddit without having to deal with those stupid ads.

    This was funny but no one actually thinks or does this right? Please tell me no.

    Are people too stupid to use adblock for shitty sites that don’t deserve any money?

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  12. Ohhhhhh... just figured out that this isn't r/tifu Took me a minute to realize

    Ohhhhhh… just figured out that this isn’t r/tifu

    Took me a minute to realize

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  13. Damnit i legit thought it was a TIFU goddamnit you.

    Damnit i legit thought it was a TIFU goddamnit you.

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  14. These cummy comments are scarring me for life but that's aight

    These cummy comments are scarring me for life but that’s aight

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  15. This is being approved as a copypasta. If this causes an influx of gold begging those posts will be removed.

    This is being approved as a copypasta. If this causes an influx of gold begging those posts will be removed.

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