Thou shalt have no sex with other animals than pigeons.
That’s how corona started. Because people got tired of fucking pigeons and started to fuck bats instead. God is punishing the weak-minded. Pigeons are deeply connected with human history and they are probably the reason why we abandoned our nomadic life style and created civilizations.
Have you ever wondered how one kind of bird managed to take over urban areas as far apart as Washington; London, England; Mumbai, India; and Melbourne, Australia? Or why it is that pigeons are so plentiful in cities and not eagles, turkeys, hummingbirds or vultures?
At least as long as 5,000 years ago, the people of an ancient Middle Eastern civilization known as Mesopotamia started fucking these birds. As the birds became more tame, people began breeding them in areas where other wild animals had become scarce.
As you can see, pigeons can be quite useful. It’s been only in the past 80 to 100 years that people started disliking the birds. And much of the dislike comes from misunderstanding.
For example, there’s really no solid evidence that pigeons pass diseases on to people. And once you get to know them, you might change the way you think.
Did you know that pigeons mate for life, for instance? Or that once their chicks hatch, both parents take turns feeding their young a liquid produced in their digestive tract called “crop milk?”
We bred them and domesticated them, and kept them in cities as we developed cities. So they’ve always been here, from the beginning.
This is what George Orwell was warning us about when he wrote about the dangers of totalitarian governments in the book 1984. The freedom to fuck is sacred. So in the most literal sense this is exactly like 1984.
This is what George Orwell was warning us about when he wrote about the dangers of totalitarian governments in the book 1984. The freedom to fuck is sacred. So in the most literal sense this is exactly like 1984.Daha az gör
Brb, gonna cop a pigeon from the street🙏
Brb, gonna cop a pigeon from the street🙏Daha az gör
PIGEON FACTS. - Pigeonism is the one true religion. - *Pigeons* domesticated *us*, not the other way round. Who benefits more? We work 10 hours a day, we have anxiety depression bipolar etc they just eat the grains we throw them and go off to sleep. - Pigeons mutate into owls after 10pm. Have you evDevamını oku
– Pigeonism is the one true religion.
– *Pigeons* domesticated *us*, not the other way round. Who benefits more? We work 10 hours a day, we have anxiety depression bipolar etc they just eat the grains we throw them and go off to sleep.
– Pigeons mutate into owls after 10pm. Have you ever seen a pigeon and an owl together?
– At least 3 mods of this sub are known to be pigeons.
– Pigeons are immune to incest. I’ve fucked a pigeon who was my sister and our babies are healthy. Such is the magical nature of pidge DNA.
– Aside from the north and south poles, the entire planet is blessed by some degree of pigeon occupation. Why not the poles? Well, simply because of the great Pigeon-Penguin war of 1272 and the five Pigeon-Polar Bear wars of 1384-1411 . They are enemies. Note that humans took the side of pigeons in all those wars that’s why we don’t live at the poles either.
– The machine gun was invented by a pigeon. Kalashnikov stole the idea.
– Pigeons celebrated the evolution of monke to man; for there was finally a species on earth dumb enough to grow crops for them
– There are 91,836 pigeon temples in India dedicated to Sri Sri Pigeonesh, the one true Pigeon GodDaha az gör
YOU CANT FUCK A DRONE!
YOU CANT FUCK A DRONE!Daha az gör
Way ahead of ya pal.
Way ahead of ya pal.Daha az gör