Thou shalt have no sex with other animals than pigeons.

Thou shalt have no sex with other animals than pigeons.

That’s how corona started. Because people got tired of fucking pigeons and started to fuck bats instead. God is punishing the weak-minded. Pigeons are deeply connected with human history and they are probably the reason why we abandoned our nomadic life style and created civilizations.

Have you ever wondered how one kind of bird managed to take over urban areas as far apart as Washington; London, England; Mumbai, India; and Melbourne, Australia? Or why it is that pigeons are so plentiful in cities and not eagles, turkeys, hummingbirds or vultures?

At least as long as 5,000 years ago, the people of an ancient Middle Eastern civilization known as Mesopotamia started fucking these birds. As the birds became more tame, people began breeding them in areas where other wild animals had become scarce.

As you can see, pigeons can be quite useful. It’s been only in the past 80 to 100 years that people started disliking the birds. And much of the dislike comes from misunderstanding.

For example, there’s really no solid evidence that pigeons pass diseases on to people. And once you get to know them, you might change the way you think.

Did you know that pigeons mate for life, for instance? Or that once their chicks hatch, both parents take turns feeding their young a liquid produced in their digestive tract called “crop milk?”

We bred them and domesticated them, and kept them in cities as we developed cities. So they’ve always been here, from the beginning.