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The text I wrote for an English test I got zero points on (I was following every rule on the test)

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I dropped my stuff in the hotel room and decided to go around the town. 15 minutes later I felt the sudden urge to take a shit, and I rushed to my room, when I arrived right before unlocking the door I realized I must’ve dropped the key in the rush, I asked the staff if they’ve seen it, they said no, then I asked them if I can use their restroom and they refused since it was staff only. I started going around the rooms beginning people to let me in and use their toilets, everyone refused, I even gave 100$ to one dude to let me in, but he just took the money and closed the door. I couldn’t help it anymore, I rushed to the closest bush and realized that the poop wasn’t stopping, in fact it was accelerating at some point it had enough propelling force to lift me off the ground and before I knew it I was at a 20000 meters latitude, after 3 hours I was in orbit around the earth, I could not die and eventually I stopped thinking.

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  1. faster than toxic. While I sat for Industrial Revolution 人權 Heat Strokes and that I'd raw while obstructing my past four (for those who asked him, now, I'm not 📵 going to accurately your failure with new genre, it ever been playing together.

    faster than toxic. While I sat for Industrial Revolution 人權 Heat Strokes and that I’d raw while obstructing my past four (for those who asked him, now, I’m not 📵 going to accurately your failure with new genre, it ever been playing together.

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  2. I fell my content in the hotel room and decided to go around the city. 15 minutes later I realized that suddenly urge to take the shard, and I attended my room, when I got okay before opening the door I realized that I should fall the key into the crowd, I asked the team if they saw it, he said not,Devamını oku

    I fell my content in the hotel room and decided to go around the city. 15 minutes later I realized that suddenly urge to take the shard, and I attended my room, when I got okay before opening the door I realized that I should fall the key into the crowd, I asked the team if they saw it, he said not, then I asked them if I could use my room and refused because it was a team. I began to go around the room, refused to use my items and refuse them, gave me even 100 dollars, with a gauze to let me go inside, but he just took money and closed the door. I can’t help him more, I pushed the nearest tor and realized that the pope was not closed, in fact it was acceleration at some point that I was enough to lift above the ground and before knowing that I was at 20000 meters latitude, after 3 hours I was in class around the world, I could not die and finally stopped thinking.

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  3. Well you got a couple run- on sentances too

    Well you got a couple run- on sentances too

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  4. We once had to write an essay about an incident related to our culture that influenced us in a positive way and I wrote a 500 word essay about my dog. I followed every rule except from the theme and the teacher non ironically gave feedback like it was following the theme. She didn’t comment anythingDevamını oku

    We once had to write an essay about an incident related to our culture that influenced us in a positive way and I wrote a 500 word essay about my dog. I followed every rule except from the theme and the teacher non ironically gave feedback like it was following the theme. She didn’t comment anything about the essay being about my dog.

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  5. A good way to kill time in a toilet is the most important event in human history, this is why mankind invented books

    A good way to kill time in a toilet is the most important event in human history, this is why mankind invented books

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