The Pumpkin Video 🎃

I feel like Travis from the critically acclaimed cult classic, Taxidriver. Let me explain.

I was on the bus, only passenger since i’m the first stop and driver is outside for a smoke or something.

I am scrolling through my tiktok fyp and see a reference to a particular porno where a trans girl fucks a pumpkin. Interesting, I thought. Did she ride the stem or drill a hole through the pumpkin. If the ladder was the pumpkin on top? Did this poor woman cream pie a pumpkin on camera? Now my curiosity is piqued.

Being the good scientist I am, I preform a little experiment. As I said I’m the only passenger on this bus. Why the hell not? I open the video. Out of principle I move to the absolute back of the bus so that my back is to the wall, blocking the stares of any interloping diety, sure to be saddened of their creation. Phone muted, I locate the original video on the Hub. Found! The girl is cute. She has this red pixie cut and is wearing this delightful facemask. I proceed to watch the video.

My questions got answered, and I am pretty sure you would like me to spare the details of how. What you should know is now one of the back seats of the PVTA Route 30 bus is sticky and smells like change. I would not sit there!