A screenshot or a story about some creep in a girs/dudes DMs. And I’m like nice, time to scroll to the next post ¯_(ツ)_/¯ <–(clueless). But then the next post is about the same shit again. I scream in agony while i’m scrolling my finger blody. THEY’R EVERYWHERE!!!!
I throw my phone against the wall and go down stairs and there’s my sister: “Hey bro I got some wierd texts from some creep of the Internet”. ಠ‿ಠ I slowly stumble to her till our faces almost touch. “What?” I say in Chris Pratts voice from guardians of the galaxy as I start to shoot her in the chest a couple of times.
I move on as I’m hearing in the radio that the percentage of creeps messaging minors on social media has gone up by 1 trillion per cent. I go outside to touch some grass but there I see our family dog getting railed by some creep dog from our neighbour who’s also a creep.
I get a text from my mom “hey my little sunnyboi do you mind if we could do a little roleplay ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?” “What no!!!!😤” see’s next text: start’s dryhumping you. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!” I send her in voice message.
So I’m currently typing this from our now deceased neighbours home where I have barricaded myself ( -_･) ︻デ═一 ▸ from the police who’s trying to groom me whit a megaphone: “HEY SEXY WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?!!!” -“Your dead grandma’s skin you peace of shit!aaaaah!”