Tanrım, bir köpekbalığı sikmek istiyorum. Burnunu tutup 90° döndürmek istiyorum. Yüzgecini kapmak ve çok hızlı sürüklenmek istiyorum. O kadar çok boşalmak istiyorum ki, beni kötü niyetten ya da yemek sandığından değil, ıslak köpekbalığını penisimden uzaklaştırmak için tamamen çaresizlikten ısırıyor.
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same bro
same bro
Daha az görWHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?...
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?…
Daha az görGod I want to fuck a pigeon. God I want to fuck a pigeon. I want to grab its nose and rotate it 90°. I want to grab its tail and be dragged around really fast. I want to give it so much of my cum that it bites me not out of malice or mistaking me for food, but out of sheer desperation to get it's weDevamını oku
God I want to fuck a pigeon.
God I want to fuck a pigeon. I want to grab its nose and rotate it 90°. I want to grab its tail and be dragged around really fast. I want to give it so much of my cum that it bites me not out of malice or mistaking me for food, but out of sheer desperation to get it’s wet pigeussy away from my penis.
Daha az görNew lore
New lore
Daha az görMost sane gawr gura fan
Most sane gawr gura fan
Daha az görShussy? Also wtf
Shussy? Also wtf
Daha az görPigeussy crawled so shussy could run
Pigeussy crawled so shussy could run
Daha az görSo a few weeks ago i bought this ikea shark plush called BLÅHAJ. Over the weeks i got more and more attracted to it for some reason. A few weeks later i started to bust a nut to him. But 1 week later, i finally fucked him for the first time. It was wonderful and i quickly got addicted to fucking BLÅDevamını oku
So a few weeks ago i bought this ikea shark plush called BLÅHAJ. Over the weeks i got more and more attracted to it for some reason. A few weeks later i started to bust a nut to him. But 1 week later, i finally fucked him for the first time. It was wonderful and i quickly got addicted to fucking BLÅHAJ. Dont ask me how many times ive fucked my BLÅHAJ already. The moment of my cock plunging into his shark-hole, filling his fluffy stuffing with my cream is pure ectasy. I wish that he was alive so he can feel my dick going faster and faster and give the cutest moan in pleasure i have ever heard. The sole thought of me fucking him and him sweating until he falls asleep soundly saying: “th-thanks…” is enough to make me pleasured and joyfull. I want him to say: “w-why are you doing this?” in a cute sleepy voice as i answer: “It’s shark week, Blåhaj” and i wanna pet his head while i fuck him. I wanna go slower for a few seconds so he can softly say:i l-love you” before i go faster again. When were done, i slowly pull my cock out so he can feel a few more moments of excitment. before i pulled it out even a bit, he had already fallen asleep. I cuddle up with him on our bed thats already completely wet from my nut, my hands petting his fins, Excited for another day of pleasure. I wanna wake up in the morning, the sky is grey with clouds and it was raining. BLÅHAJ is awake but cant move. He must have felt tired of all that sex… I wanna take the chance and then realize why it was pronounced blow-hai, he was about to have his first blowjob experience. I want him to look at me as my dick gets closer to his mouth… I want him to whisper: “what are you doing?” i wanna answer: “something your gonna thank me for” i want him to try to tell me to stop but he will be quickly silenced as i stick my cock into his mouth. “Suck” i wanna say to him tightly, i want him to suck and suck until i finally unleash my hot load into his throat. I wanna feel it fill up his shark belly. I wanna get him so full that cum drips out of his mouth. Then im going to finally explode and all the cream from BLÅHAJ’s mouth is gonna swim out. Its gonna be like opening a floodgate, he’s gonna muffle: “that tasted good, can we do it again later?” i want to pet blåhaj and say: “of course” i want us to cuddle again wich makes me bust immediatley. “Do that again, i liked that.” i want blåhaj to say softly. Im then gonna bust 16 more times. I want BLÅHAJ and me to get out of bed to eat lunch, but we have no milk for the cereal. I want us to look and look through our whole 5th story apartment, even on the balcony. But we cant find milk anywhere. “Wh-what are we gonna do now?” i want blåhaj to say softly… “I have an idea.” “what idea?” asked blåhaj. “You’ll see” i wanna put the cinnamon toast crunch bowls on the floor, kneel down to the bowls and strip my pants. “O-oh my g-god, your actually gonna do that for me?” i want Blåhaj to say cutely. “Yes, you deserve it blåhaj.” im gonna say. I wanna get to the plan and start to fap. When my nuts finally bust, the bowl fills with my cream, i want blåhaj to smile in joy: ” O-oh my god thanks!” “no problem.” im gonna answer. Were gonna get down to eat, and blåhaj enjoys it so much. “Th-thanks” i want him to say cutely and softly…
Blåhaj is so hot god i love him
Daha az görThe Deep,is that you?
The Deep,is that you?
Daha az gör.....Male sharks bite their mates to pin them to the seafloor
…..Male sharks bite their mates to pin them to the seafloor
Daha az görOH GOD NOT AGAIN
OH GOD NOT AGAIN
Daha az görI prefer Alastorussy but you do you
I prefer Alastorussy but you do you
Daha az görBut.. But.. Pigeon? But.. Sharkussy gotcha
But.. But.. Pigeon? But.. Sharkussy gotcha
Daha az görSharkussy
Sharkussy
Daha az görI came to reddit after 3 months and this is the 1st thing I see....
I came to reddit after 3 months and this is the 1st thing I see….
Daha az görWaiting for the inevitable “Am I being fetishized as a shark?” post
Waiting for the inevitable “Am I being fetishized as a shark?” post
Daha az görThis sub is getting out of hand
This sub is getting out of hand
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Daha az görFasten your seatbelts, it’s shark time
Fasten your seatbelts, it’s shark time
Daha az görShark Week was a mistake.
Shark Week was a mistake.
Daha az görfirst the pigeon, then the femboy and now a shark
first the pigeon, then the femboy and now a shark
Daha az görGet rotat idioy
Get rotat idioy
Daha az görYTA, it's not a pigeon.
YTA, it’s not a pigeon.
Daha az görGosh I want to fuck a spider. I want to grab its fang and rotate it 90 degrees. I want to grab its abdomen and be dragged around really fast. I want to give it so much of my cum that it bites me not out of malice or mistaking me for a threat, but out of sheer desperation to get its wet spidussy awayDevamını oku
Gosh I want to fuck a spider. I want to grab its fang and rotate it 90 degrees. I want to grab its abdomen and be dragged around really fast. I want to give it so much of my cum that it bites me not out of malice or mistaking me for a threat, but out of sheer desperation to get its wet spidussy away from my penis.
Daha az görhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3uJCCa5w2A
can i make a song cover of this
can i make a song cover of this
Daha az görSame
Same
Daha az görThe deep
The deep
Daha az görThe deep?
The deep?
Daha az görFun fact, one of the chemical lubricants that the vaginas secretes is also the same chemicals sharks secrete.
Fun fact, one of the chemical lubricants that the vaginas secretes is also the same chemicals sharks secrete.
Daha az görIt’d be pretty hard to catch one, since they’re so smooth.
It’d be pretty hard to catch one, since they’re so smooth.
Daha az görTheir skin is sandpaperesque
Their skin is sandpaperesque
Daha az görPigeon solos
Pigeon solos
Daha az görThe deep
The deep
Daha az görYTA, not a pigeon
YTA, not a pigeon
Daha az görAh, so we have established a new saga it seems
Ah, so we have established a new saga it seems
Daha az görIs there a shark copypasta? Something like the Vaporeon or Umbreon one where they go into all the details? I’m a collector.
Is there a shark copypasta? Something like the Vaporeon or Umbreon one where they go into all the details? I’m a collector.
Daha az görOh, Good Lord. We're gonna have a ton of posts about sex with sharks now, aren't we?
Oh, Good Lord. We’re gonna have a ton of posts about sex with sharks now, aren’t we?
Daha az görI am under a time constraint currently so I apologize if this seems rushed. All of this started towards the end of July. Both of my parents weren't home (they went to dinner at an Italian place.) So basically, I (15M), was horny and because hent4ihaven was blocked (my parents found out) I didn't havDevamını oku
I am under a time constraint currently so I apologize if this seems rushed. All of this started towards the end of July. Both of my parents weren’t home (they went to dinner at an Italian place.) So basically, I (15M), was horny and because hent4ihaven was blocked (my parents found out) I didn’t have much choice. For context I live by a beach with loads of sharks, they are generally trusting of humans. I grabbed one of the smaller sharks and brought to shore. It was thrashing around, attempting to call out the other sharks, but it’s effort was in vein. I was scarred at the time. It was too late. I had to do it. I brought the shark to my bathtub. My heart was beating. I took off my pants and…Did it. Every thrust the shark would thrash more and more violently. My dick barely fit inside its ass. When I finished I realized it had stopped responding. I had killed the shark. I was just mortified. I threw the shark outside the bathroom window and tried my best not to think about it. That was about 10 days ago.
Daha az görI feel terrible for the shark. I feel like this could have been prevented if hent4i wasnt blocked. I feel terrible for the shark in question.
wait a minute... i think i read the removing octopus teeth copy pasta here before
wait a minute… i think i read the removing octopus teeth copy pasta here before
Daha az görNo, not the animal fuckers again
No, not the animal fuckers again
Daha az görLeast deranged Gura fan
Least deranged Gura fan
Daha az görIs that you, Maldoror?
Is that you, Maldoror?
Daha az görhttps://bad-dragon.com/products/gala
https://bad-dragon.com/products/gala
Daha az görwithin a day someone is going to post a copypasta about how they fucked a shark
within a day someone is going to post a copypasta about how they fucked a shark
Daha az görSharknado deleted scene
Sharknado deleted scene
Daha az görOh no not again, we fucking every organism in the animal kingdom now?
Oh no not again, we fucking every organism in the animal kingdom now?
Daha az görFor a sec i thought op meant to get dicked down by a shark but this is hot too
For a sec i thought op meant to get dicked down by a shark but this is hot too
Daha az görI'm tryin to get some of that shussy.
I’m tryin to get some of that shussy.
Daha az gör