Things were just getting heated. I tossed her on the bed and slowly unzipped my pants. I’m above average, so I could already predict the look on her face. I pulled down my boxers, but to my own horror, found that my penis was gone. What once was a magnificent “pussy pounder”, was now a smooth, soft surface covered in curly public hair. She gasped, unable to comprehend the situation. My brain was numb with shock.
It was at that moment when I realized that you can’t have shit in Detroit. Tears welled up in my eyes as I quickly realized the situation. I had been dickpocketed.
Yta: regularly check your dick to see if its still there
Yta: regularly check your dick to see if its still thereDaha az gör
Detachable penisDaha az gör
i’ll sell it back to you after i’m done
i’ll sell it back to you after i’m doneDaha az gör
can’t have dick in detroit 😳😭
can’t have dick in detroit 😳😭Daha az gör