Kocam ve ben tamamen Fransız hizmetçi kostümüyle donatılmış seksi bir rol oynuyorduk. Atmosfer mükemmeldi: her şey ısınıyor ve ağırlaşıyordu ve benim üzerimde bazı gerçek hamleler yapma zamanının geldiğine karar verdi. Arka plana biraz müzik koydum – youtube’un önerdiği her şey ve otomatik oynatmadaydı. Gözlerinde şeytani bir parıltıyla bana baktığı zaman (bu kadar detayın gerekli olduğuna söz veriyorum) ve bana ne yapmak üzere olduğunu düşündüğümü sorduğu zaman geldi. “sen?” Dedim ki, beni dizlerime bastırıp kemerini çözmeye başladığında utanarak. Tam o anda, huzurlu atmosferik müzik (ki bunun Hans Zimmer ve Radiohead’in “Ocean Bloom”u olduğu ortaya çıktı), Thom Yorke mırıldanır “Ooopeeen senin ağzın wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide” Ve işte bu kadar. Yaklaşık 5 dakika boyunca kontrol edilemeyen bir kahkaha nöbetinde birbirimizin üstüne çöktük, kemiklerimiz öldü, ağladık ve nefes darlığı çektik. Bir daha asla radiohead’i normal kafa ile karıştırmayacağım. TL;DR – seksi rol yapmaya çalıştım, Thom Yorke’un ağzımı açmamı söylemesiyle mahvoldu wiiiiiiiiiide
holesome
holesome
Daha az görJust when I realized You been shutting me out I start to reach for the sky And nothing's falling down Everybody knows How the story goes But fairy tales have been lying to me Every time I try You just run and hide Now I'm finally feeling free Tell me can you see me now While I rise above the crowd WDevamını oku
Just when I realized
You been shutting me out
I start to reach for the sky
And nothing’s falling down
Everybody knows
How the story goes
But fairy tales have been lying to me
Every time I try
You just run and hide
Now I’m finally feeling free
Tell me can you see me now
While I rise above the crowd
Who would of known I’d make it out
Your broken world, no
You thought you tore me down
I’m not giving up, now you know
So tell me can you see me now
Rising above
And nothing’s stopping me now
Nothing’s stopping me now
Nothing’s stopping me
Now I know my feet
They won’t fail me now
So thanks for showing me
All that I am about
Everybody knows
How the story goes
But fairy tales have been lying to me
Every time I try
You just run and hide
Now I’m finally feeling free
Tell me can you see me now
While I rise above the crowd
Who would of known I’d make it out
Your broken world, no
You thought you tore me down
I’m not giving up, now you know
So tell me can you see me now
Rising above
And nothing’s stopping me now
Nothing’s stopping me now
So can you see me now
Can you see me now
Tell me can you see me now
While I rise above the crowd
Who would of known I’d make it out
Your broken world, no
You thought you tore me down
Daha az görI’m not giving up, now you know
So tell me can you see me now
Rising above
And nothing’s stopping
Blue balls planet 2
Blue balls planet 2
Daha az görplay cbat
play cbat
Daha az görRookie mistake, you'd better play Hudson Mohawke's cbat instead
Rookie mistake, you’d better play Hudson Mohawke’s cbat instead
Daha az gör"boner**s** dead"
“boner**s** dead”
Daha az göra story that could actually be real tbh.
a story that could actually be real tbh.
Daha az görShould've played ranked instead of pubs lol
Should’ve played ranked instead of pubs lol
Daha az görPigeon
Pigeon
Daha az görRadiohead is virgin music confirmed!
Radiohead is virgin music confirmed!
Daha az görin order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth greaDevamını oku
in order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment – how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future?
– did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy slut
Daha az görYTA no gangnam sytle
YTA no gangnam sytle
Daha az gör