Schrodinger’s Blowjob — Imagine you’re blindfolded and you’re getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you’ll never figure out who’s giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle’s neighbour’s fireman’s cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
Oh I'll be honest: I would *hope* it's Ben Shapiro.
Oh I’ll be honest: I would *hope* it’s Ben Shapiro.
Daha az görI'd take it off, out of curiosity.
I’d take it off, out of curiosity.
Daha az görThis is proof that everyone is bisexual.
This is proof that everyone is bisexual.
Daha az görIt's me, I'm the one doing it
It’s me, I’m the one doing it
Daha az görLet’s say it was Ben Shapiro….hypothetically
Let’s say it was Ben Shapiro….hypothetically
Daha az görI have no dick
I have no dick
Daha az görI'm sure a blowjob from a cat would be pretty noticeable, with the sandpaper-tongue and all.
I’m sure a blowjob from a cat would be pretty noticeable, with the sandpaper-tongue and all.
Daha az görWell i *hope* it is Ben Shapiro
Well i *hope* it is Ben Shapiro
Daha az görSchrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody,Devamını oku
Schrodinger’s Blowjob — Imagine you’re blindfolded and you’re getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you’ll never figure out who’s giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle’s neighbour’s fireman’s cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
Daha az görr/shitposting PTSD
r/shitposting PTSD
Daha az görYou know, I don’t mind Ben Shapiro. Anything that’s close to Abby Shapiro’s mommy milker genes yes please thank you.
You know, I don’t mind Ben Shapiro. Anything that’s close to Abby Shapiro’s mommy milker genes yes please thank you.
Daha az görIgnorance is bliss
Ignorance is bliss
Daha az görWhy would it scar me? A good BJ is a good BJ
Why would it scar me? A good BJ is a good BJ
Daha az görLmfao
Lmfao
Daha az görCan I ever get this mistery person to do it again, or this is the only chance I get?
Can I ever get this mistery person to do it again, or this is the only chance I get?
Daha az görPutting on a blindfold and getting your dick sucked is a perfect representation of quantum mechanics If you're blindfolded and getting your dick sucked, you're in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don't know if it's a guy sucking your dick or a girl. Therefore itDevamını oku
Putting on a blindfold and getting your dick sucked is a perfect representation of quantum mechanics
Daha az görIf you’re blindfolded and getting your dick sucked, you’re in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don’t know if it’s a guy sucking your dick or a girl. Therefore it would be logical to assume that both cases are true, and that the quantum system (you getting sucked off) is in multiple states (gay and not gay) at once: the very definition of a superposition. The moment you remove the blindfold, this system collapses, as you are making a measurement as to whether or not a guy or a girl is sucking you off; whether or not it’s gay. This irreversibly destroys the superposition, as even if you put the blindfold back on, the uncertainty is no longer present.
This is called a gloryhole and it’s totally my bag baby
This is called a gloryhole and it’s totally my bag baby
Daha az görA mouth's a mouth.
A mouth’s a mouth.
Daha az görSoo... A gloryhole.
Soo… A gloryhole.
Daha az görben shapiro
ben shapiro
Daha az görIt's called glory hole btw
It’s called glory hole btw
Daha az görcummybot sucks sometimes.
cummybot sucks sometimes.
Daha az görMore like Psyche and Eros tbh
More like Psyche and Eros tbh
Daha az görThis isn’t Schrodinger’s cat it’s different, because you know that someone is there sucking you off, for it to be correct you would have to the blindfold but they have a 50% chance of choking to death, and before you remove the blindfold the person is in a superposition of alive and dead. This curreDevamını oku
This isn’t Schrodinger’s cat it’s different, because you know that someone is there sucking you off, for it to be correct you would have to the blindfold but they have a 50% chance of choking to death, and before you remove the blindfold the person is in a superposition of alive and dead. This currently is just you don’t know who sucking you.
Daha az görYou mean Ben Shapiro sister right ? RIGHT ???
You mean Ben Shapiro sister right ? RIGHT ???
Daha az görAs long as no one else will ever know I don’t have to know
As long as no one else will ever know I don’t have to know
Daha az görThis thread is giving the Ben Shapiro bot some work to do.
This thread is giving the Ben Shapiro bot some work to do.
Daha az görThis isn't Schrodinger's This is a Wendy's.
This isn’t Schrodinger’s This is a Wendy’s.
Daha az göras a person of the not penis having variety, no i'd keep the blindfold on. but also, this isn't really "Schrodinger's blowjob" because his theory was that if their's a cat in a box with no openings, you will never know if it's alive or not until opening it, so the cat's in a middle ground between liDevamını oku
as a person of the not penis having variety, no i’d keep the blindfold on.
but also, this isn’t really “Schrodinger’s blowjob” because his theory was that if their’s a cat in a box with no openings, you will never know if it’s alive or not until opening it, so the cat’s in a middle ground between life and death.
so a “schrodinger’s blowjob” would be hearing some action of that sort behind a door and not knowing if it’a a blow job or a weirdo fapping super loud until you open the door, making him in a middle ground of blow job and no job.
Daha az görSchrodinger could be aive or dead as he turns in his grave
Schrodinger could be aive or dead as he turns in his grave
Daha az göreh a blow job is a blow job. I'll keep the blindfold on.
eh a blow job is a blow job. I’ll keep the blindfold on.
Daha az görI think, I would rather remain a virgin.
I think, I would rather remain a virgin.
Daha az görits nancy reagan
its nancy reagan
Daha az görSchrodinger Blowjob - Imagine looking into his eyes and discover the best porn star in the universe, Blowjob. The thing is, if you don't look, you won't see who gave you the most beautiful shmosom-shmosom. It could be Ariana Tere, Ben Shapiro, Harold or your 7-7 year old brothers like me. So now youDevamını oku
Schrodinger Blowjob – Imagine looking into his eyes and discover the best porn star in the universe, Blowjob. The thing is, if you don’t look, you won’t see who gave you the most beautiful shmosom-shmosom. It could be Ariana Tere, Ben Shapiro, Harold or your 7-7 year old brothers like me. So now you’re leaving and experiencing who’s behind the big, tough Jimmy Nibble, or are you going to keep your hands open until you get to heaven?
Daha az görThis is literally what glory holes are for.
This is literally what glory holes are for.
Daha az görDamn...imagine reposting a bots comment Good one but sorry Edit...if you need proof inbox
Damn…imagine reposting a bots comment
Good one but sorry
Edit…if you need proof inbox
Daha az görBJ is BJ
BJ is BJ
Daha az görThis is like red/blue pilled blowjob
This is like red/blue pilled blowjob
Daha az görlmfao just keep the mask on dawg
lmfao just keep the mask on dawg
Daha az görI hope the person going down knows other superpositions
I hope the person going down knows other superpositions
Daha az görNo need, I could recognize your mother even with a blindfold on
No need, I could recognize your mother even with a blindfold on
Daha az görIts donald tramp
Its donald tramp
Daha az görCongratulations, you just described a glory hole.
Congratulations, you just described a glory hole.
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