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Schrodinger’s blowjob

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Schrodinger’s Blowjob — Imagine you’re blindfolded and you’re getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you’ll never figure out who’s giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle’s neighbour’s fireman’s cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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  1. Oh I'll be honest: I would *hope* it's Ben Shapiro.

    Oh I’ll be honest: I would *hope* it’s Ben Shapiro.

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  2. Let’s say it was Ben Shapiro….hypothetically

    Let’s say it was Ben Shapiro….hypothetically

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  3. I'm sure a blowjob from a cat would be pretty noticeable, with the sandpaper-tongue and all.

    I’m sure a blowjob from a cat would be pretty noticeable, with the sandpaper-tongue and all.

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  4. Schrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody,Devamını oku

    Schrodinger’s Blowjob — Imagine you’re blindfolded and you’re getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you’ll never figure out who’s giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle’s neighbour’s fireman’s cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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  5. You know, I don’t mind Ben Shapiro. Anything that’s close to Abby Shapiro’s mommy milker genes yes please thank you.

    You know, I don’t mind Ben Shapiro. Anything that’s close to Abby Shapiro’s mommy milker genes yes please thank you.

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  6. Why would it scar me? A good BJ is a good BJ

    Why would it scar me? A good BJ is a good BJ

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  7. Can I ever get this mistery person to do it again, or this is the only chance I get?

    Can I ever get this mistery person to do it again, or this is the only chance I get?

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  8. Putting on a blindfold and getting your dick sucked is a perfect representation of quantum mechanics If you're blindfolded and getting your dick sucked, you're in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don't know if it's a guy sucking your dick or a girl. Therefore itDevamını oku

    Putting on a blindfold and getting your dick sucked is a perfect representation of quantum mechanics
    If you’re blindfolded and getting your dick sucked, you’re in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don’t know if it’s a guy sucking your dick or a girl. Therefore it would be logical to assume that both cases are true, and that the quantum system (you getting sucked off) is in multiple states (gay and not gay) at once: the very definition of a superposition. The moment you remove the blindfold, this system collapses, as you are making a measurement as to whether or not a guy or a girl is sucking you off; whether or not it’s gay. This irreversibly destroys the superposition, as even if you put the blindfold back on, the uncertainty is no longer present.

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  9. This is called a gloryhole and it’s totally my bag baby

    This is called a gloryhole and it’s totally my bag baby

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  10. This isn’t Schrodinger’s cat it’s different, because you know that someone is there sucking you off, for it to be correct you would have to the blindfold but they have a 50% chance of choking to death, and before you remove the blindfold the person is in a superposition of alive and dead. This curreDevamını oku

    This isn’t Schrodinger’s cat it’s different, because you know that someone is there sucking you off, for it to be correct you would have to the blindfold but they have a 50% chance of choking to death, and before you remove the blindfold the person is in a superposition of alive and dead. This currently is just you don’t know who sucking you.

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  11. You mean Ben Shapiro sister right ? RIGHT ???

    You mean Ben Shapiro sister right ? RIGHT ???

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  12. As long as no one else will ever know I don’t have to know

    As long as no one else will ever know I don’t have to know

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  13. This thread is giving the Ben Shapiro bot some work to do.

    This thread is giving the Ben Shapiro bot some work to do.

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  14. This isn't Schrodinger's This is a Wendy's.

    This isn’t Schrodinger’s This is a Wendy’s.

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  15. as a person of the not penis having variety, no i'd keep the blindfold on. but also, this isn't really "Schrodinger's blowjob" because his theory was that if their's a cat in a box with no openings, you will never know if it's alive or not until opening it, so the cat's in a middle ground between liDevamını oku

    as a person of the not penis having variety, no i’d keep the blindfold on.

    but also, this isn’t really “Schrodinger’s blowjob” because his theory was that if their’s a cat in a box with no openings, you will never know if it’s alive or not until opening it, so the cat’s in a middle ground between life and death.

    so a “schrodinger’s blowjob” would be hearing some action of that sort behind a door and not knowing if it’a a blow job or a weirdo fapping super loud until you open the door, making him in a middle ground of blow job and no job.

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  16. Schrodinger could be aive or dead as he turns in his grave

    Schrodinger could be aive or dead as he turns in his grave

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  17. eh a blow job is a blow job. I'll keep the blindfold on.

    eh a blow job is a blow job. I’ll keep the blindfold on.

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  18. Schrodinger Blowjob - Imagine looking into his eyes and discover the best porn star in the universe, Blowjob. The thing is, if you don't look, you won't see who gave you the most beautiful shmosom-shmosom. It could be Ariana Tere, Ben Shapiro, Harold or your 7-7 year old brothers like me. So now youDevamını oku

    Schrodinger Blowjob – Imagine looking into his eyes and discover the best porn star in the universe, Blowjob. The thing is, if you don’t look, you won’t see who gave you the most beautiful shmosom-shmosom. It could be Ariana Tere, Ben Shapiro, Harold or your 7-7 year old brothers like me. So now you’re leaving and experiencing who’s behind the big, tough Jimmy Nibble, or are you going to keep your hands open until you get to heaven?

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  19. This is literally what glory holes are for.

    This is literally what glory holes are for.

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  20. Damn...imagine reposting a bots comment Good one but sorry Edit...if you need proof inbox

    Damn…imagine reposting a bots comment
    Good one but sorry

    Edit…if you need proof inbox

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  21. I hope the person going down knows other superpositions

    I hope the person going down knows other superpositions

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  22. No need, I could recognize your mother even with a blindfold on

    No need, I could recognize your mother even with a blindfold on

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  23. Congratulations, you just described a glory hole.

    Congratulations, you just described a glory hole.

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