Sarhoşken bir kurbağa becerdim.

So I (m23) was having a walk near my local river, I was somewhat drunk as I came back from a night with my friends (I have this one friend who is a femboy and I think he fucked his cousin) and felt really horny, so horny that I had to sit down near the river and start jerking off furiously, without even caring about all the animals that were staring at me. And then it happened, a small, green frog jumped on my penis, she was just so small and sexy, I couldn’t take it, feeling her on my cock was amazing, so I did what every sane man would have done: I grabbed her and raped the shit out of her, forcing myself into her as she screamed in pleasure, fucking her until I came deep inside her frogussy. Tho the pressure inside her was too strong and she ended up flying away like a rocket, clashing into a rock and falling back into the river. Best. Sex. Ever. [https://discord.gg/FU2pBz3mpJ](https://discord.gg/FU2pBz3mpJ) arkaydia petsite official discord server

私（m23）は地元の川の近くを散歩していました。友人たちとの夜から帰ってきて、いくらか酔っていました（この友人にはフェムボーイが一人いて、彼のいとことやったと思います）そして本当にムラムラして、川の近くに座って、私をじっと見ている動物たちを気にせずに、激しく自慰を始めなければならないほどムラムラしていました。彼女はとても小さくてセクシーで、我慢できませんでした。彼女が私のペニスに乗っている感触は最高でした。彼女が快感に悲鳴を上げる中、無理やり挿入し、カエルのアソコの奥深くでイクまでファックしたのです。しかし、彼女の中の圧力はあまりにも強く、彼女はロケットのように飛び去り、岩にぶつかり、再び川に落ちてしまったのです。最高だ。セックス。今までで。

We are the masters of a power driven to the far reaches of the universe, and we have but one desire! Can one such as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons? How could you! You couldn’t! Never ever ever! We who once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away and banished us to the edge of the galaxy! US! As if THAT loveliness wasn’t enough, they tried to erase our very existence from history! RUDE! Only through our magic were we able to overcome their science and achieve great prosperity! We alone were responsible for stopping that repulsive nightmare of a galactic crisis, yet this is how you repay us! This won’t stand! It won’t be forgiven! It won’t be forgotten! Never ever EVER! Those who called us mad, are you listening? You left us at the edge of the galaxy to be forgotten, then went along your merry way, probably living somewhere pretty and peaceful! But know this! Your future is a farce! You have none! We, masters of a matter most dark, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was just a fairy tale! It WASN’T! We have already obtained the vessel that contains our Dark Lord, and he will soon awaken and shower us in compassion! Look! The vessel of our Dark Lord is filling up even as we speak! Now the time for his greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DARK LORD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!