fuckfuckfuckFUCK! No wonder the guy at FoxNews™ is so mad about M&M’s™ changing the green M&M™ design. Every time I look at that nasty slut I can’t help but cum uncontrollably. Last time I saw a picture of her I immediately came with such force that I got propelled out of my window, flew across the street at mach 3 and ended up on the clock tower of Dillon Field House, property of Harvard University. Once I got there, there was a poor man working on the tower clock restauration. At that point I had stopped cumming, but I had covered half of the street in white snow. I was laying semi-unconscious there while this man, this poor soul, panicked and rushed to call Lawrence Seldon Bacow, president of the university. About 5 minutes later they both arrived there and I was still on top of the tower. Mr. Bacow was looking at me from the ground, absolutely dumbfounded, trying to articulate a word that could fit that dantesque scenario, but before he could say anything, I turned over and saw it. Oh my god I saw it. Apparently this absolute motherfucker (pretty nice guy though) was eating a bag of M&M’s™ when the guy working at the tower called him, and it seems like he came (hehe) to see what was happening with such haste that he didn’t even think of leaving said bag on his table or something. The moment I catched a glimpse of that bag and the drawings on it I immediately knew what was going to happen. I tried to tell them to run away, but it was to no avail. I started cumming again, being propulsed into the sky, leaving a strail with such force that it split Mr. Bacow in twain. I am now typing this from outer space, begging for M&M’s to stop this character re-design so I can use that image again and use the force of my cum to get back on Earth.
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