Not a single soul:
Minecraft 2 gets released:
Me and the bois: surprised Pikachu face
Keanu Reeves: “You’re breathtaking!”
Big Chungus: laughs in wholesome
Elon Musk: “Stonks!”
PewDiePie: “Hold my beer!”
Baby Yoda: “It’s free real estate.”
Redditors: “It’s thicc brain time!”
Dream: “So, anyway, I started blasting.”
Cringe Insta normie: “mInEcRaFt SuCcS!”
The anti-vaxxer kid in the back of the class: “tHaT wAsN’t VeRy BrEaThTaKiNg Of YoU!” Fortnite dances
Girls: “oMfG, bIlLiE eIlIsH aNd jUsTiN bIeBeR aRe LiKe, WaY bEtTeR tHaN mInEcRaFt!”
Boomers: “bAcK iN mY dAy…”
Minecraft Steve: “shut up stinky, small pp bullies!” punches the anti-vaxxer kid, the boomers, the girls and the cringe Insta normie
Shaggy at 0.42069% of his power: “Because that’s what heros do!”
Mr Beast: “Modern problems require modern solutions.”
Tommyinit: “I like ya cut g.”
Shrek: “Carefully, he’s a hero.”
The Soviet national anthem plays.
Everyone liked that.
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