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guys help me! I get unusually horny when I vacuum my couch or my wife's double bed with the new Dyson vacuum cleaner, when I see how I stuff the pipe into the crevices and cracks of the fittings, my penis suddenly gets so bulging that my pants almost burst . I only wish my wife was such a helpless sDevamını oku
guys help me!
Daha az görI get unusually horny when I vacuum my couch or my wife’s double bed with the new Dyson vacuum cleaner, when I see how I stuff the pipe into the crevices and cracks of the fittings, my penis suddenly gets so bulging that my pants almost burst . I only wish my wife was such a helpless set that could be sucked out by my powerful vacuum cleaner pipe and then open up other crevices to be sucked out by me and my pipe as well. Something about it turns me on in a way that no porn could…
it makes me every wednesday night watching netflix after our weekly cleaning day to force as many fingers as possible into my couch whenever we lay or sit on the clean couch in the evening aaah…,
God, just thinking about those cracks makes me want to squeeze my hairy man testicles.
YTA . Why aren't you a mod yet? If you were, you'd be LOVED on Reddit Island. WORSHIPPED. And you'd already be accustomed to the smells, sights, and your own obesity
YTA . Why aren’t you a mod yet? If you were, you’d be LOVED on Reddit Island. WORSHIPPED. And you’d already be accustomed to the smells, sights, and your own obesity
Daha az görFuck I was gonna post that
Fuck I was gonna post that
Daha az görReddit moment
Reddit moment
Daha az görI would rather have someone put jet oil under my fingernails and ignite it, then tear them off slowly, than be a part of reddit island
I would rather have someone put jet oil under my fingernails and ignite it, then tear them off slowly, than be a part of reddit island
Daha az görIt’ll be like America, but worse.
It’ll be like America, but worse.
Daha az görI just recently told you about my brand new Dyson vacuum cleaner Well, it's really funny because... My girlfriend is pissed off at me, she "caught" me again last night with the Dyson vacuum cleaner as she says I actually only wanted to vacuum up the dust and lint in the bedroom under our shared bed,Devamını oku
I just recently told you about my brand new Dyson vacuum cleaner
Daha az görWell, it’s really funny because…
My girlfriend is pissed off at me, she “caught” me again last night with the Dyson vacuum cleaner as she says
I actually only wanted to vacuum up the dust and lint in the bedroom under our shared bed, but then I somehow stumbled and *zip* my schlong-dong was already sucked into the pipe I didn’t resist because you had the suction power can be set on the Dyson vacuum cleaner. Well as I mentioned it was a domestic accident, most accidents happen at home, my girlfriend didn’t understand that. She’s on her way to work now and I’m considering vacuuming the carpet in the hallway properly.