I check my phone, And just my luck;
I open this app, “They’re horny as fuck!”
As I touched the grass, I thought “Man, this itches” It’s apparent to me, these guys got no bitches.
This made me sad, my head hung then fell; And even worse, they couldn’t spell.
“Remember” was “rember” And its partner “forgor”; And every American dressed like a whore.
So many things were strange to me, like this one furry kid drawing their OC.
I said, “boy, that’s strange, WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?? WHY IS IT SUCKING AN OCTOPUS COCK??”
Just one good look, and I said: “nope!” Guys slid into dm’s, like bars of soap.
I wanted to leave, but it was too late, I got to the posts titled: “Masturbate”
As I sank in the cesspool, disappearing like silk; Just as their fathers did buying some milk.