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Hey automod, benim adım Obama bing chilling (Çince adı). Ben bir Fortnite, Fransa’dan Japonca konuşan Mario hayranıyım ve size temelli hikayemi anlatmak için bir gönderi hazırlamama izin verin. 1984 yılında Belçika’da bir hastanede doğdum. Babam Tayvan’lıydı ve annem Çin’liydi, işleri domuz ve kaplumbağa beslemek için ot yetiştirmekti. Boş zamanlarında penisimi bükmeyi severler. İlk sözüm sikişmek oldu, bu da annemle babamın babayı ya da anneyi bekledikleri gibi ZAMN yapmasına neden oldu. Aptal olduğumu biliyorum ama bu utanç sonsuza kadar sürmedi. 4 yaşında bir kedim oldu, adı Bay Chad’di. Ben tüylü arkadaşımın kıçına işerken onlar miyavlamayı severler. Çitalarıma osurduğunu ve ağabeyimin sikini kovaladığını hatırladım. Oh kahretsin, onun evcil koalasını kastediyorum, ona buraya boşalmasını ve o cılız femboyun titan spermine işemeyi bırakmasını söyledim. 14 yaşımdayken aşı olmak için Hindistan’a gittik. Ayrıca kaya müzesini ziyaret ediyoruz ve yerel kadın külot mağazasında alışveriş yapıyoruz. Harika bir deneyimdi. Şimdi 28 yaşında ve İngiltere’de ve Amerika’nın büyük ülkesinde sperm üzerine çok sayıda çalışma yayınlayan ünlü bir biyolog olarak. Nasıl oral seks yapılacağı konusunda iyi bir kaynağa sahip olduğum için, en büyük hayalimin peşinden gitmeye karar verdim; bu, amogusun ikonik yapışkan beyaz maddeyle kaplı FNAF sürtükleriyle seks yaptığı tasvirleriyle bir porno NFT koleksiyonu başlatmak. Kevin’i siktir et.

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  1. Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story. I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growiDevamını oku

    Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I’m a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.

    I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.

    My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn’t last forever.

    I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother ‘s dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy’s titan semen.

    When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.

    Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

    Fuck Kevin.

    Daha az gör
  2. You should make one but for all the copypasta automod triggers like Jojo, cock, 69, etc

    You should make one but for all the copypasta automod triggers like Jojo, cock, 69, etc

    Daha az gör
  3. i read this expecting only 3 bots to respond,87 did.

    i read this expecting only 3 bots to respond,87 did.

    Daha az gör
  4. Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story. I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growiDevamını oku

    Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I’m a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.

    I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.

    My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn’t last forever.

    I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother ‘s dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy’s titan semen.

    When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.

    Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

    Fuck Kevin.

    Daha az gör
  5. A cat named "Mister Chad" is so funny to me for some reason

    A cat named “Mister Chad” is so funny to me for some reason

    Daha az gör
  6. Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I'm a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story. I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growiDevamını oku

    Hey automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I’m a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.

    I was born at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.

    My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn’t last forever.

    I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother ‘s dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy’s titan semen.

    When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.

    Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great amount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

    Fuck Kevin.

    Daha az gör