Gençken bir keresinde sıcak bir yaz gününde ailemle sahile gitmiştim. Dondurma yerken, büyük memeli güneşlenen 4/5 bir civciv olduğunu fark ettim. O kadar azgınım ki hemen kriko yapmam gerekiyordu. Mayomu değiştirdim ve kimsenin beni göremeyeceği bir iskelenin altında yüzdüm. Orada bir süre masturbasyon yaptım. Onu yakalarken sahilden çığlıklar duyuyorum ama o kadar azdım ki umurumda değil. Ben doruğa ulaştığımda yüksek sesli bir siren yaklaşıyor. Geldiğimde saklandığım yerden çıkıyorum. Sahilde itfaiye, polis arabası ve ambulans var. Birinin ölmesinden korkuyorum, bu yüzden hızlıca sahile gidiyorum. Ailemi bir polis memuruyla konuşurken görüyorum. Beni fark ettiler ve bana doğru fırladılar. Annem bana sarılıp öpüyor. wtf adam gibiyim. Onlara soruyorum ve boğulduğumu düşündüklerini söylediler, bu yüzden 911’i aradılar. Orada duruyorum, herkes sessizce beni izliyor, hala dik penisim pantolonumdan dışarı çıkıyor.
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Quite a story. Good Sunday read
Quite a story. Good Sunday readDaha az gör
Happy endingDaha az gör
NTA your penis your choice
NTA your penis your choiceDaha az gör
Thank god no one could see it (it's nanotech)
Thank god no one could see it (it’s nanotech)Daha az gör
[deleted]Daha az gör
Where do people find the time and imagination to post these things?
Where do people find the time and imagination to post these things?Daha az gör
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post. However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn'tDevamını oku
Thank you for putting an NSFW tag on your post.
However, it did not stop me from masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn’t contain herself – her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.Daha az gör
This is literally the only sub that still gets me to laugh 😂, thank you
This is literally the only sub that still gets me to laugh 😂, thank youDaha az gör
You too, huh?
You too, huh?Daha az gör
And that's how sandman was born
And that’s how sandman was bornDaha az gör
LMAO OH MY GOD WTF 💀
LMAO OH MY GOD WTF 💀Daha az gör
So you jacked off in salt water?
So you jacked off in salt water?Daha az gör
Bro this guy has balls of steel to go under a pier let alone masturbate underneath it. I'd be too afraid of... I dunno, urchins and shit
Bro this guy has balls of steel to go under a pier let alone masturbate underneath it. I’d be too afraid of… I dunno, urchins and shitDaha az gör
I was expecting the 4/5 sunbather to be dead or something lol Subversion to you j'in d to a skeleton.
I was expecting the 4/5 sunbather to be dead or something lol
Subversion to you j’in d to a skeleton.Daha az gör
As she is standing infront of you your dick suddently gets the motivation of a life time its stands tall and builds rome in one whole day while you suck it at every oppourtunity your erect penis cant stand this nation anymore so he becomes hitler and sucks dick till the end of the story
As she is standing infront of you your dick suddently gets the motivation of a life time its stands tall and builds rome in one whole day while you suck it at every oppourtunity your erect penis cant stand this nation anymore so he becomes hitler and sucks dick till the end of the storyDaha az gör
I went ahead and compiled all of the endings. The story was so good I couldn't stop the tears and the cum. I literally cried so loud my mom came running to my room only to see tears overflowing from my face and cum all over my legs. Anyways here it is: Beach masturbation incident As a teen I once weDevamını oku
I went ahead and compiled all of the endings. The story was so good I couldn’t stop the tears and the cum. I literally cried so loud my mom came running to my room only to see tears overflowing from my face and cum all over my legs. Anyways here it is:
Beach masturbation incident
As a teen I once went to the beach with my family on a hot summer day. When I was eating ice cream I noticed there was a 4/5 chick with big boobs sunbathing. I got so horny that I needed to jack off immediately.
I changed to my swimwear and swam under a pier where no one could see me. I masturbated there for a while.
While I’m busting it I hear screaming from the beach but I’m so horny I don’t care.
When I was climaxing a loud siren gets close. When I come I get out of my hiding spot. On the beach are a firetruck, police car and an ambulance.
I fear someone has died, so I get to the beach fast. I see my parents speaking to a police officer. They notice me and just bolt in my direction.
My mom hugs and kisses me. I’m like wtf man. I ask them and they say that they thought I had drowned, so they called 911.
There I stand, everyone watching me in silence with my still erect penis protruding from my pants.
When you try to dive under the pier you hit your head on a plank. You pass out and drown. Your parents become depressed and your father shoots himself on the 1st anniversary of your death. Your mother loses her job due to the increasing amount of days she takes off. Unemployed, she can barely feed herself and your sister. She joins a cult and starts abusing alcohol. Your sister is taken to a foster family. Your corpse is never found.
When you dive under the pier you accidentally kick one of Cthulhu’s tentacles, waking him up. The creature eats all the people on the beach, including you and your family. The U.S. military is informed of the situation. Jets launch missiles at the monster with little success. It levels your whole city and causes casualties in the 5 digits. It’s bloodhungry rampage is ended when a 1-kiloton warhead is used on it. The whole world is going absolutely nuts. But under all the chaos looms a greater menace. The creature was connected to something way bigger, and it’s minion’s death has woken it up.
After you bust the nut post-nut clarity hits hard. You become depressed and drown yourself. At the gates of heaven you’re deemed to have lived a sinful life (too much masturbation) and you’re sent to hell. After Satan’s henchmen make you familiar with the place you start your eternal stay. You mine coal with other people to fuel the everlasting fire at the bottom of hell. You don’t need sleep so you work 23 hours a day. After 10 years of suffering you cross paths with Hitler and his boys. They’ve been promoted to work overseer’s. You ask how they got promoted. Hitler tells that you need to survive a test from Satan. Hitler informs him of your request to try it. You arrive at Satan’s place and he brings you into a dark chamber. He summons a LoL player in front of you and demands you to fuck him. You decline and shovel coal until the end of time.
After you bust the nut a mermaid smells cum in the water. As you’re leaving she appears and swallows the sperm. You fuck her under the pier. She gives you an underwater breathing potion and you swim to her house. She introduces you to her family. Her father happens to be Poseidon. You don’t want to miss a chance to fuck a greek god so the two of you fuck. He’s impressed with your sex skills and gives you a propeller to help you swim. One day you’re cruising in the Baltic Sea at 100kph and you’re fined for drunk diving. Pissed off, you speed home at twice the speed and accidentally hit a gas pipe on the ocean floor. You just blew up Nordstream. Poseidon bribes world leaders quiet with mermaids to fuck and creates a cover story saying it was russian sabotage. You live happily until the end with your mermaid wife.
Oh and btw your family doesn’t care you disappeared. You were a dissapointment to them. They too live happily until the end.
Horse ending:Daha az gör
As you reach climax, you look from person to person trying to find the best eye-candy to perv on as you ejaculate. Oddly you make eye contact with what appears to be a horse. It is oddly perched on the roof of the snack bar as if he were about to take flight. But of course he doesn’t, as horses don’t fly. But you wouldn’t know it from how this horse moves. He jumps down two stories and sprints straight for you at a speed that should be physically impossible for any equine creature to reach. Closer in speed to a car. This horse is not normal. Bounding for you, growing larger and larger in your view. You can now hear the noises it’s making. Each hoof’s slam into the ground makes a noise comparable to the wheeze of a smokers breath, if played at a thousand decibels from a blown-out speaker. You are petrified, penis in hand. Unable to avert your gaze from the beast. He’s almost arrived and you let a whimper escape your lips, closing your eyes and waiting for the inevitable. But after a couple moments you open them again, the horse is nowhere to be seen. Confused you spin around to look behind you.
Having for some reason ran clear passed you, the horse now returns from the opposite direction, at an even faster rate, and now standing on two hooves like a bipedal hominid. If you had the time to register the rest of his appearance you may have noticed the pearlescent sheen of it’s white teeth, fanned out in a sublime smile. And it’s eyes. Good God the eyes. They look nothing of eyes. Not a human, nor a horse. They are smushed together in an oval shape, almost like a cyclops. They are as white as they are empty. devoid of all.
After this split second that’s felt like an eternity, he reaches you and your world goes black, but not before your olfactory senses are able to relay one last time with your brain. Your head is now removed from your absolutely eviscerated body, and by a distance of thousands of miles.
These are your last seconds on this Earth. As but a bloodied head in the tendrilled hoof of this putrid affront to God, as the darkness sets in, you are able to clearly bear witness to what the horse has wrought.
If only they were this fast irl.
If only they were this fast irl.Daha az gör
Least hornyest teenager
Least hornyest teenagerDaha az gör
This was somehow less dark than I expected
This was somehow less dark than I expectedDaha az gör