Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
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Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entiDevamını oku
Own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Daha az görThis is fucking hilarious
This is fucking hilarious
Daha az görThen Anon realised the 4 dudes are his family visiting for Thanksgiving.
Then Anon realised the 4 dudes are his family visiting for Thanksgiving.
Daha az görAhhh, that's good history
Ahhh, that’s good history
Daha az gör#Tally Ho Lads Edit: thanks for the gold, anonymous lad
#Tally Ho Lads
Edit: thanks for the gold, anonymous lad
Daha az görShitty version of the [greentext](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/H4KZY)
Shitty version of the [greentext](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/H4KZY)
Daha az görI live for this shit
I live for this shit
Daha az görI swear I saw this on 4chan in greentext.
I swear I saw this on 4chan in greentext.
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Daha az görYou may own a musket, but I have a elongated musket
You may own a musket, but I have a elongated musket
Daha az görThe issue isn't that triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, it's that the opening is very small compared to depth of the wound which hinders the healthy discharge of fluids and other mater secreted beneath the skin. [source](https://books.google.com/books?id=DENgAAAAcAAJ&lpg=PA2Devamını oku
The issue isn’t that triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, it’s that the opening is very small compared to depth of the wound which hinders the healthy discharge of fluids and other mater secreted beneath the skin.
[source](https://books.google.com/books?id=DENgAAAAcAAJ&lpg=PA2&dq=a%20treatise%20on%20gunshot%20wounds%20plates&pg=PA89#v=onepage&q=bayonet&f=false)
Daha az görMY FAVORITE COPYPASTA
MY FAVORITE COPYPASTA
Daha az gör#GOD BLESS AMERICA
#GOD BLESS AMERICA
Daha az görIs the bayonet mounted to the cannon?
Is the bayonet mounted to the cannon?
Daha az görThis is funny. Technically, after the first shot, smoke would fill the room and you wouldn’t be able to see a damn thing. Then you could draw your saber and attack by cover of smoke screen.
This is funny. Technically, after the first shot, smoke would fill the room and you wouldn’t be able to see a damn thing. Then you could draw your saber and attack by cover of smoke screen.
Daha az gör"Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog" - I lost it at this sentence. Great copypasta.
“Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog”
Daha az gör– I lost it at this sentence. Great copypasta.
Pretty sure home defense had nothing to do with the second amendment. I seem to recall something about defending against tyranny. Or was it tyranids? Either way: The emperor protects.
Pretty sure home defense had nothing to do with the second amendment. I seem to recall something about defending against tyranny. Or was it tyranids?
Either way: The emperor protects.
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Daha az görOne of my favorite copypastas by far
One of my favorite copypastas by far
Daha az görI’m just high enough that this is the funniest thing that will happen today.
I’m just high enough that this is the funniest thing that will happen today.
Daha az görIf that happened I bet there would be petitions to ban muskets and black powder weapons haha, they are brutal usually never clean kills.. That one robbery where the robbers parents tried to sue the person he robbed since he has no advantage against an AR-15. Wonder what they would say about a musketDevamını oku
If that happened I bet there would be petitions to ban muskets and black powder weapons haha, they are brutal usually never clean kills.. That one robbery where the robbers parents tried to sue the person he robbed since he has no advantage against an AR-15. Wonder what they would say about a musket blowing off his arm and him bleeding out rather than a clean kill…
Daha az görIf you can't defend your home with a musket, you don't deserve to live.
If you can’t defend your home with a musket, you don’t deserve to live.
Daha az görWhen your teacher asks you what your laughing at give him the phone he starts laughing
When your teacher asks you what your laughing at give him the phone he starts laughing
Daha az görgeorge washington is quaking
george washington is quaking
Daha az görOwn a musket for home defense🏠🙅🏻♀️, since that's what the founding fathers intended😤👨🏻🌾👨🏻🌾. Four ruffians👳🏿♀️👳🏿♀️👳🏿♀️👳🏿♀️ break into my 🏠😱house. "What the devil?😈😮" As I grab my powdered wig✋🏻💭 and Kentucky rifle😡. Blow a golf ball⛳️ sized hole🕳 through the first man😵, he's dead on the spot☠️Devamını oku
Own a musket for home defense🏠🙅🏻♀️, since that’s what the founding fathers intended😤👨🏻🌾👨🏻🌾. Four ruffians👳🏿♀️👳🏿♀️👳🏿♀️👳🏿♀️ break into my 🏠😱house. “What the devil?😈😮” As I grab my powdered wig✋🏻💭 and Kentucky rifle😡. Blow a golf ball⛳️ sized hole🕳 through the first man😵, he’s dead on the spot☠️👻☠️. Draw my pistol🔫 on the second man🙀, miss him entirely 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog😰🐶☠️. I have to resort to the cannon💣🛢 mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot🍇💣, “Tally ho lads” 🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♂️the grape shot shreds two men 🤯🤯☠️☠️in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms😮🚘🚖🔊🔊. Fix bayonet🗡 and charge🐮 the last terrified rapscallion😰😰. He Bleeds out ☠️💦waiting on the police 👮🏻♂️👮🏻♂️🚔to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up😂😂😂. Just as the founding fathers intended👍👍👍.
Daha az görBreaking News: New mass shooting in Home involving musket and cannon. Breaking News: 10 reasons why Muskets should be banned.
Breaking News: New mass shooting in Home involving musket and cannon.
Breaking News: 10 reasons why Muskets should be banned.
Daha az görMake a meme of that. "Owns musket for home defense. Gotta change the gunpowder every day cause of moisture"
Make a meme of that.
Daha az gör“Owns musket for home defense. Gotta change the gunpowder every day cause of moisture”
''Tyreese, give theese niggas a volley'' is what the gang members will be saying
”Tyreese, give theese niggas a volley” is what the gang members will be saying
Daha az görSounds about right. You forgot your tri-cornered hat tho.
Sounds about right.
Daha az görYou forgot your tri-cornered hat tho.
If we all said "What the devil?" a few more times a day, this nation would be a better place.
If we all said “What the devil?” a few more times a day, this nation would be a better place.
Daha az görWhile this post is an attempt to be humerous, the founding fathers didn't intend on citizens having a 'musket', rather they intended on any weapon the government has to be available to the people also. And yes, by their literal intentions, that means citizen ran militias should even have tanks, etc.Devamını oku
While this post is an attempt to be humerous, the founding fathers didn’t intend on citizens having a ‘musket’, rather they intended on any weapon the government has to be available to the people also.
And yes, by their literal intentions, that means citizen ran militias should even have tanks, etc. The whole point is to be able to keep the government in check by the ability to have equal weapons.
Daha az görBut seriously, think about it, who's gonna fuck with a person who's confident enough to use a damn musket
But seriously, think about it, who’s gonna fuck with a person who’s confident enough to use a damn musket
Daha az görLegit though, I'm gonna hunt deer for venison one day and use only a Kentucky long rifle
Legit though, I’m gonna hunt deer for venison one day and use only a Kentucky long rifle
Daha az görThis is exactly how it should feel siding with the Minutemen in Fallout.
This is exactly how it should feel siding with the Minutemen in Fallout.
Daha az görFounding fathers intended modern weapons be used for self-defense, that’s why they didn’t ban new guns from the population or cannons when they were invented.
Founding fathers intended modern weapons be used for self-defense, that’s why they didn’t ban new guns from the population or cannons when they were invented.
Daha az gör10/10 would crowdfund this youtube short
10/10 would crowdfund this youtube short
Daha az görAnd get your news from a printing press and not some asshat on the internet?
And get your news from a printing press and not some asshat on the internet?
Daha az gör#Begone Horrible Rapscallion
#Begone Horrible Rapscallion
Daha az görTop post of all time in a day. Wow
Top post of all time in a day. Wow
Daha az gör>"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. **REDCOAT INTENSIFIES**
>”Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
**REDCOAT INTENSIFIES**
Daha az görthis is true patriotism
this is true patriotism
Daha az gör