No no no, I don’t speak English at all sir. I am sorry but I don’t understand the English language. I have tried to learn it but the grammar patterns are peculiar. I have had many English language teachers in the past to guide me in learning English. However, it didn’t work. I am absolutely horrible at speaking the language too. Hell, I make many different wrong word choices. So, I highly prefer you to speak some other language rather than English to me for I do not understand a single word of English.