My friend died choking on a dick.
I couldn’t believe what i have heard on that day. I cried and cried until I couldn’t do it anymore.
However I realized that what happened to them could happen to me any day. I decided to stay away from dicks.
I have never been myself since then.
But right when I was lying in my bed, a thought crossed my mind. I was so stressed that my life seemed meaningless. So I have decided to kill myself. I thought that the most effective way to do it would be to choke on a dick.
So that’s what I have done – and now, I am an undead spirit wandering this unnecessary waste of space called Earth.