Güncel Floodlar En sonuncu Floodlar

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Amk n*wi

My girlfriend sent me this while recovering from anesthesia

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I ripped the hair out like a beast. bear grylls was inspired by me. i’m so strong. i haven’t breathed the scent of grease since the day i was born. my last meal without meat and protein powder was NEVER!!!!!! i swim with whales and wrestle with gorillas!! i’m so masculine even like body is covered in hair as sharp as razors. i don’t even sleep, i just LIFT!!!!! i cant remember the last time i’ve worn a shirt because i need to have my muscles out at ALL TIMES!! i don’t even ask girls out, they flock to me. my manly musk attracts all females-human and animal alike. that puny, pathetic chin hair had absolutely nothing on me. it never even had a chance. let that thing grow back and it’s gonna wish it never was born. 

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