Anything can be a weapon. Like a frozen chcken drum stick. Or a cucumber.
Let me tell you a story. I went to my gf’s house and made her breakfast. After we ate, we went for a lovely stroll in the park. Like we do everyday
When we came back, it was 9:30 pm. My gf left to help her mother because of course she don’t have life support to remind her to take her pills, anyways. I walked around the empty house. I walked up to a random shelf. I picked up a gnome, I admired it. Then I froze of shock when I found a jar of cum. It had a name on it. The name was jimmy big’dick.
I argued with my gf and she said ” I cheated because you have a small dick!!!!” I was so mad to the point that I calmly walked to refrigerator and grabbed a cucumber and hid the veggie behind my back. I walked up to her and quickly punched and shoved the cucumber down her throat. She swallowed the cucumber no prob. Obviously she was practicing deep throat with jimmy. So I pulled out the frozen chicken drum and clubbed her. I left the murder scene right after.
NTA that's what cheaters deserve anyway 😤
NTA that’s what cheaters deserve anyway 😤
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