I’ve come to make an announcement. Shrek’s a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on fucking Duloc. That’s right, he took his ogre fuckin’ green dick out, and he pissed on fucking Duloc. And he said his dick was “THIS BIG”, and I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a call out post on my Twitter.com. Shrek, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like. *MAGIC POOF*. That’s right baby. No green, no ugliness, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked Duloc so guess what, I’m gonna fuck his swamp, that’s right this is what you get. MY SUPER MIDGET PISS! EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON HIS SWAMP, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER, I’M PISSING ON FAR FAR AWAY! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT FIONA!? I PISSED ON FAR FAR AWAY YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING SWAMP! NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!
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