In the videogame Skyrim, I create mods that spawn cheese, kill Fondle, and slaughter zombies with a potato.

In the videogame Skyrim, I create mods that spawn cheese, kill Fondle, and slaughter zombies with a potato. I also replace the statue of a woman holding a statue of a sword with a weeping man holding a statue of a sword that isn’t an actual sword. And then I buy the woman a copy of Limbo.

I’m a god.

I call myself Diablo the Cheater. As far as I know, I’m the only person who writes a list of cheating cheats and uses it in-game. My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer), and I use that game on a daily basis. To date, I’ve cheated in thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me.

And today, this motherfucker is named after me.

I use a relatively simple cheat to game console games. What I do is turn the switch on the controller I use into a button on the console, and then I press it to trigger cheats that give me a better experience.