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I’m surprised that “Karen” isn’t a more popular porn category. Like, there’s so much potential.

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I’m surprised that “Karen” isn’t a more popular porn category. Like, there’s so much potential.

Karen: “Excuse me, but do you have this milk in a different size? I need 2 liters, but you guys only have 1 liter!”

Guy who looks really young, but trust me, he’s an adult: “Umm… I’m not so sure, I’ll have to check in the back.”

Karen: “Ugh, hurry up then.”

*Guy goes in the back to look for the milk, but instead of looking for the milk, he peeks out the door to get short glimpses of Karen’s milk jugs*

*Guy starts touching himself, eventually unzipping his pants to start stroking his meat*

*Camera pans to Karen’s body, occasionally zooming in on Guy’s face and pp, because fuck you*

Karen, after busting through the door: “UHH HELLO? WHY ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG!?!?”

Guy, quickly grabbing a bag of frozen chicken nuggets to cover his junk: “Uhh ummm nothing! I’m just looking for your milk!”

Karen, while grabbing the back of nuggets: “THAT’S NOT MILK, THESE ARE NUGGETS YOU DUMBASS”

*The guy does a death grip on the bag, desperately trying to hide his junk*

*Karen pulls it hard enough to break the guy’s grip, exposing his hard cock*

*Karen does that trademark Brazzers shocked face. You know, the one everyone makes on PornHub ads. You know what the fuck I’m talking about*

Karen: “What the fuck???”

The guy: “No no no, it’s not what it looks like! Please don’t call my manager!”

*Karen walks away, but slips, and the guys penis magically slips inside of her*

*They start fucking*

*The porn ends with the manager walking in and saying “What the fuck???”*

Edit: if you make porn and are gonna use this can you just put my username somewhere in there please. It will be like the ultimate bragging right.

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  1. I'm 💘 surprised 😲 that "Karen 👱🏼‍♀️" isn't a more popular 😎 porn 😜 category 📚. Like 💖, there's 👌 so much 🔥 potential 💪🏼🧠. Karen 👱🏼‍♀️: "Excuse 👊 me, but 🍑 do you 👈 have this milk 🥛 in a different 😡 size 😱? I 👁 need 💦😩 2 🕝🕑 liters 🚰📠, but 🍑 you 👈 guys 😃👦 only have 1 🎄 liter 🚰📠!" Guy 👦 who looks 👀🔍 reDevamını oku

    I’m 💘 surprised 😲 that “Karen 👱🏼‍♀️” isn’t a more popular 😎 porn 😜 category 📚. Like 💖, there’s 👌 so much 🔥 potential 💪🏼🧠.

    Karen 👱🏼‍♀️: “Excuse 👊 me, but 🍑 do you 👈 have this milk 🥛 in a different 😡 size 😱? I 👁 need 💦😩 2 🕝🕑 liters 🚰📠, but 🍑 you 👈 guys 😃👦 only have 1 🎄 liter 🚰📠!”

    Guy 👦 who looks 👀🔍 really 💯 young 👶, but 🍑 trust 🙅 me, he’s 👥 an adult 👨: “Umm 😅… I’m 💘 not so sure 💯, I’ll 📝 have to check ✔ in the back 🔙.”

    Karen 👱🏼‍♀️: “Ugh 😩, hurry 🔺 up ⬆ then.”

    *Guy 👦 goes 🏃🏿💗 in the back ⬅ to look 👀👅 for the milk 🍼, but 🍑 instead 🚔 of looking 👀 for the milk 🍼, he 👨 peeks 👀 out the door 🚪 to get 🉐 short 🚸 glimpses 👀 of Karen’s 🙀 milk 🥛 jugs 🤢*

    *Guy 👨🚹 starts 🔘 touching ✋ himself 😤, eventually 💦🍆 unzipping 🤯🤠😈 his 💦 pants 👖 to start ⚠🆕 stroking 🖌 his 💦 meat 🍆*

    *Camera 📷 pans 🍳 to Karen’s 📻 body 😍👗, occasionally 😼👌💥 zooming in on 🔛 Guy’s 👦 face 😀 and pp 🍆, because fuck 👉👌 you 👉*

    Karen 👱🏼‍♀️, after 👀 busting 👥 through the door 🚪: “UHH 🤔 HELLO 😍👋🏽? WHY ❓🤔 ARE YOU 👉 TAKING 👊 SO LONG 🍆!?!?”

    Guy 👨, quickly 🏃🏻💨 grabbing 🍑 a bag 💼 of frozen ❄ chicken 🐓 nuggets 🍗 to cover 📔 his 💦 junk 🍆: “Uhh 🤔 ummm 🤔 nothing 🚫! I’m 💘 just looking 👀 for your 👉 milk 🥛!”

    Karen 👱🏼‍♀️, while grabbing 🍑 the back ⬅ of nuggets 📷: “THAT’S ✔ NOT MILK 🥛🐮, THESE ARE NUGGETS 📷 YOU 👈🏻 DUMBASS 😒”

    *The guy 👦 does a death 💀☠⚰ grip 👊 on 🔛 the bag 💰, desperately 😔 trying 😼👌💥 to hide 🙇 his 💦 junk 🍆*

    *Karen 👱🏼‍♀️ pulls 🐙 it hard 🍆 enough 💦 to break 💔 the guy’s 💪👦 grip 😡, exposing 👦🏾🕗🍐 his 👋 hard 🍆👁👊 cock 🍆*

    *Karen 👱🏼‍♀️ does that trademark ®🧚 Brazzers shocked 😳 face 😀. You 👈 know 💭, the one ☝ everyone 👥 makes 🛠 on 🔛 PornHub 😜 ads 💰. You 👉 know 💭 what the fuck 👉 I’m 💘 talking 🗣 about 💦💭*

    Karen 👱🏼‍♀️: “What the fuck 🖕???”

    The guy 👨: “No 😣 no 🙅 no 🙅🏻❌, it’s not what it looks 👀 like 👍! Please 🙏 don’t ❌ call 📱📞 my manager 👨‍💼!”

    *Karen 💻 walks 🚶 away 😐, but 🍑 slips 🤦‍♂️🍌🏃, and the guys 👦 penis 🍆 magically 🔮✨ slips 🤦‍♂️🍌🏃 inside 💠 of her 👩*

    *They start 🆕 fucking 🖕😂*

    *The porn 🍑 ends 💯🔚ℹ with the manager 👨‍💼 walking 🚶🏼 in and saying 🗣 “What the fuck 🍆👉???”*

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  2. I'm suwpwised that "Kawen" isn't a mowe popuwaw pown categowy. Wike, thewe's so much potentiaw. Kawen: "Excuse me, but do you have this miwk in a diffewent size? I need 2 witews, but you guys onwy have 1 witew!" Guy who wooks weawwy young, but twust me, he's an aduwt: "Umm... I'm not so suwe, I'ww hDevamını oku

    I’m suwpwised that “Kawen” isn’t a mowe popuwaw pown categowy. Wike, thewe’s so much potentiaw.

    Kawen: “Excuse me, but do you have this miwk in a diffewent size? I need 2 witews, but you guys onwy have 1 witew!”

    Guy who wooks weawwy young, but twust me, he’s an aduwt: “Umm… I’m not so suwe, I’ww have to check in the back.”

    Kawen: “Ugh, huwwy up then.”

    *Guy goes in the back to wook fow the miwk, but instead of wooking fow the miwk, he peeks out the doow to get showt gwimpses of Kawen’s miwk jugs*

    *Guy stawts touching himsewf, eventuawwy unzipping his pants to stawt stwoking his meat*

    *Camewa pans to Kawen’s body, occasionawwy zooming in on Guy’s face and pp, because fuck you*

    Kawen, aftew busting thwough the doow: “UHH HEWWO? WHY AWE YOU TAKING SO WONG!?!?”

    Guy, quickwy gwabbing a bag of fwozen chicken nuggets to covew his junk: “Uhh ummm nothing! I’m just wooking fow youw miwk!”

    Kawen, whiwe gwabbing the back of nuggets: “THAT’S NOT MIWK, THESE AWE NUGGETS YOU DUMBASS”

    *The guy does a death gwip on the bag, despewatewy twying to hide his junk*

    *Kawen puwws it hawd enough to bweak the guy’s gwip, exposing his hawd cock*

    *Kawen does that twademawk Bwazzews shocked face. You know, the one evewyone makes on PownHub ads. You know what the fuck I’m tawking about*

    Kawen: “What the fuck???”

    The guy: “No no no, it’s not what it wooks wike! Pwease don’t caww my managew!”

    *Kawen wawks away, but swips, and the guys penis magicawwy swips inside of hew*

    *They stawt fucking*

    *The pown ends with the managew wawking in and saying “What the fuck???”*

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  3. I don't think Karen is my favorite porn category. Many to choose from Kirin: I'm sorry, is this milk again? I need 2 liters, but you only have 1 liter! He looks very young but has grown up and trusts him. Um ... not sure, but will double check Karen: "That was a short word" * Look at the door, you dDevamını oku

    I don’t think Karen is my favorite porn category. Many to choose from

    Kirin: I’m sorry, is this milk again? I need 2 liters, but you only have 1 liter!

    He looks very young but has grown up and trusts him. Um … not sure, but will double check

    Karen: “That was a short word”

    * Look at the door, you don’t want milk, the back see Karen’s car, looking for milk *

    The man began to touch his head and he took off his pants and forced himself *.

    * The camera moves Karen’s body, sometimes expanding her face with BBC pictures.

    Karen decided at the door. “Oh hello, how long will it be!?!?”

    The man immediately covered the garbage with frozen chicken. “Ah, nothing. I’m looking for milk!”

    Karen walked behind the barrier. “You’re not milk, you’re stupid”

    * This man wiped out the dead gods in a sack *

    * Karen strengthened this man’s nails by revealing her strong man *

    * Karen’s words were greatly influenced by the brothers. All the PornHub advertisers I know what I mean *

    Karen: “What?

    The man said, “No, don’t look! Don’t call my master! ”

    Karen disappeared, but she miraculously got into the genitals *.

    * They are in love *

    * “What is this?” He asked *

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  4. I could make your fantasy a reality. Just sayin'.

    I could make your fantasy a reality. Just sayin’.

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  5. Is this based off personal experience or something?

    Is this based off personal experience or something?

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  6. Life is so hard anymore without daddy cummy😭😭

    Life is so hard anymore without daddy cummy😭😭

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  7. [I'm one step ahead of y'all](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.vidmo.org/video.php%3Fid%3D6077134&ved=2ahUKEwjOueGQk77sAhVEXxoKHRaICuoQo7QBMAB6BAgAEAE&usg=AOvVaw3kjMYdtYhOUhiai-0n6IDu)

  8. I want to see your manager!! I got a giant manager for you right here!

    I want to see your manager!!

    I got a giant manager for you right here!

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  9. I don't think seeing a bunch of women being punched in the face for being cunts would go over well.

    I don’t think seeing a bunch of women being punched in the face for being cunts would go over well.

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  10. Now that this has more than a thousand upvotes, some porn producer is going to make it a thing.

    Now that this has more than a thousand upvotes, some porn producer is going to make it a thing.

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  11. Porn companies : "Write that down, write that down!"

    Porn companies : “Write that down, write that down!”

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  12. WHERE THE FUCK IS CUMMY AND WHAT IDIOT THINKS ITS REMOTELY AN ADEQUATE IDEA TO KILL HIM 😭😭😭

    WHERE THE FUCK IS CUMMY AND WHAT IDIOT THINKS ITS REMOTELY AN ADEQUATE IDEA TO KILL HIM 😭😭😭

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  13. Dude....you gotta get hired by a site because I would watch something like this😂

    Dude….you gotta get hired by a site because I would watch something like this😂

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  14. I like how this started out like "hey this is an observation!" and then just abruptly segued into a clearly pre prepared porn script

    I like how this started out like “hey this is an observation!” and then just abruptly segued into a clearly pre prepared porn script

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  15. Post this shit again halfway through Nutless November and see if you can break some people

    Post this shit again halfway through Nutless November and see if you can break some people

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  16. Karen fucks people over. No one fucks a Karen.

    Karen fucks people over. No one fucks a Karen.

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  17. Karen would ask for 2 dicks. Then demand 3 and 4. These would be obtained and then smash Karen into the middle of next week. And love it. Then feel guilty and demand the manager.

    Karen would ask for 2 dicks. Then demand 3 and 4. These would be obtained and then smash Karen into the middle of next week. And love it. Then feel guilty and demand the manager.

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  18. Lemme rewrite that for you... Karen: "Excuse me, but do you have this milk in a different size? I need 2 liters, but you guys only have 1 liter!" Guy who looks really young, but trust me, he's an adult: Jams his dick in Karen's mouth to get her to shut the fuck up. *end scene*

    Lemme rewrite that for you…

    Karen: “Excuse me, but do you have this milk in a different size? I need 2 liters, but you guys only have 1 liter!”

    Guy who looks really young, but trust me, he’s an adult: Jams his dick in Karen’s mouth to get her to shut the fuck up.

    *end scene*

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  19. r/fuckyoukaren is already taken, how about r/karenfucksyou ?

    r/fuckyoukaren is already taken, how about r/karenfucksyou ?

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